Fuck me, I like golf.Fuck Golf.
You have that much free time go volunteer somewhere in your community. Maybe he'll be stabbing garbage instead of people with his broken golf club doing community service.
Were they all wearing golf type clothes? I just pictured The Three Stooge's golf outfits when the brouhaha broke out lol.
Fuck me, I like golf.
Sure, I'm terrible at it and I'm rarely anywhere near competent, but I enjoy getting out and spending about 4 hours with a few pals, shooting the shit, knocking back some brews, stabbing people and having a nice long-smoking cigar
That said, for FUCK'S sake, people. Learn SOME of the etiquette for this game BEFORE you go play. There's rules, some written and some unwritten. Learn all of em. They're there for a reason. Golf is supposed more relaxing when everyone is on the same page for a shanking. If you look behind you all day long for fear of being stabbed and the same group is sitting there waiting for you to hack the ball another 10 feet, wave em on at the next par 3 - ESPECIALLY if there's no one in front of you. Or at least be ready to stab a bitch if they disrespect you by trying to play through This is called common courtesy. It is no longer nearly as common as it once was.
Just like wheelin, this is how people get their chillax on during their time off from work. There are gonna be douchebags on the trail just like there will be douchebags on a golf course. And it's a conceded point that there's a far higher douchebag to normal people ratio on a golf course, but try not to be one of em. You'll end up getting stabbed.
Get outta line with me on the golf course, you get the shiv! Fuckin n00bs...seriously, if I watched my buddy get shanked, I wouldn't stand there like a dumbass. There'd be bodies on the ground.
I used to literally play everyday back in high school. Started averaging in the high 80's. If you were under 19 you could get a junior membership for $200 and play as much as you wanted whenever you wanted.
Now I'm a duffer. Golf is NOT like riding a bike.
LOL - I was thinking this last night. What kinda pussies was he golfing with?Get outta line with me on the golf course, you get the shiv! Fuckin n00bs...seriously, if I watched my buddy get shanked, I wouldn't stand there like a dumbass. There'd be bodies on the ground.
I like this. May have to see if I can get a round of the going on my local shithole in the wall course.For any of you who feel golf is too "boring", you should do as we do, once a month... There's a little, piece of shit, course in Giddings, Texas that we go to to play "Speed Golf". We can usually get in 6 or 7 FULL rounds in a day!
And you never have to get out of the cart! (Fortunately, the owner's son comes a plays with us...) It doesn't matter how many strokes it takes to get there. The goal is to be the first to the hole!
However, we don't shank people who don't let us play through. We just run them down.