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R.I.P. Mr. Nibbles!
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3800 Lumens, Heyzeus Christo! You could blind someone with it.
 

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Wtf is a "tactical battery organizer?". :cwm13:

 

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I have a tiny monster. Believe me.. You don't want it.
 

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$300 wtf :eek:
 

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I have a tiny monster. Believe me.. You don't want it.
Yes, we've heard it even fits into a tiny little finger sized fleshlight. At least that's what was written in a certain Wallgreens's we heard about, or was that a Home Depot.:(
 

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Visit candlepowerforums.com. People are nuts for flashlights, some folks going as far as to machine their own with custom electronics.

As for that flashlight, useless for normal to moderate use. If you need to light a semi-professional football game or search for someone from a helicopter, that may work. 500 lumens is a nice working flashlight rating.

I heard it has a gerbil attachment.
 

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R.I.P. Mr. Nibbles!
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I picked up a flashlight at Home Depot for like 18 bucks on clearance that runs on three D cell batteries that claims it puts out 1000 lumens. I'd say realistically it's an 800 lumen light, but, that thing is fucking stupid bright! 3800 lumens is probably a bit pointless.
 

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Yes, we've heard it even fits into a tiny little finger sized fleshlight. At least that's what was written in a certain Wallgreens's we heard about, or was that a Home Depot.:(
THAT was at Walgreens. I like my peanut butter separate from my chocolate.

Tether-balls... tether-balls in a hurricane, my friend.
 
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