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o im all for it, just wonderin why every poll or thread includes a bacon reference. im not hatin, or talkin shit...just wonderin
 

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Bacon = :D

About all there is to it for me.

Tried starting a scrapple revolution once, but folks freaked when the read the ingredients.
 

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Oh that. It's sort of the "I don't gve a shit, now give me bacon" option.

Not sure when/how it started
im pretty sure pirate started the whole bacon thing over the entire world. :devil::smokin:
 

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I feel like I'm caught in a do-loop, everything just keeps repeating itself...poor spelling, 'tard joke, poor spelling, horrible 35%, fat joke, cottage cheese, poor spelling, nice 35%, poor spelling, 'tard joke, poor spelling, horrible 35%, and so on...

Oh sorry...........

Oh that. It's sort of the "I don't gve a shit, now give me bacon" option.

Not sure when/how it started
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
 

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I Love you Larry!!! No ****. Happy end O the world. Guess what I'm having with breakfast????? BACON MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!! :thefinger::thefinger::thefinger:
 

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I Love you Larry!!! No ****. Happy end O the world. Guess what I'm having with breakfast????? BACON MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!! :thefinger::thefinger::thefinger:
love you too, no ****. brushing up on my lolcat bible just in case;)
 

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o yeah, tmrws then end o th world, and i didnt even get to drive my jeep 2day. fuck
 

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Bacon = :D

About all there is to it for me.

Tried starting a scrapple revolution once, but folks freaked when the read the ingredients.
i still want to try scrapple. sounds and looks good imo:D

and bacon option on polls basically means
dilligaf

does it look like i give a f..
 

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o im all for it, just wonderin why every poll or thread includes a bacon reference. im not hatin, or talkin shit...just wonderin
Because Bacon is the holiest of all the eternal pork based miracles. It is the day. It is the night. It's fellowship is testament to the incredible healing powers of this decadently delicious and inspiring mammal. It has such mesmerizing and unexplainable aspects of sight, aroma, taste, and texture......that it creates and demands vigilant idolization and devotion that has resulted in revered praise and worship throughout the entire universe and beyond.

....Just sayin.
 

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Thanks for askin fuknrunit, cause I wasn't going to!

Only been here a little while and was figurin it was something like that.
 

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So, here I am, it's 1:00 am. I've been sittin' on the front porch in my rocker just waiting and nothing has happened. Anybody know exactly what time the world is supposed to end? I saw an add on the interweb a couple of hours ago for a guy who said for a fee he would take care of your pets when you float away being that you can't bring them along according to the manual, "Rapture for Dummies", page 48690, section IXVICC, paragraphs 2 to 45098. that's funnay. but he actually got a reply from someone in california who wanted to know if the fee included food. he said yeah, bacon flavored scrapple. well, i guess i'll go back out on the back porch this time. Damn this shits good. :thefinger:

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Just fried up a bunch of bacon. Cast iron skillet. Nom Nom Nom......
 

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Thanks for askin fuknrunit, cause I wasn't going to!

Only been here a little while and was figurin it was something like that.
Anytime! I'm all about askin ?'s whether I sound dumb or not... But I usually do.
 

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Because Bacon is the holiest of all the eternal pork based miracles. It is the day. It is the night. It's fellowship is testament to the incredible healing powers of this decadently delicious and inspiring mammal. It has such mesmerizing and unexplainable aspects of sight, aroma, taste, and texture......that it creates and demands vigilant idolization and devotion that has resulted in revered praise and worship throughout the entire universe and beyond.

....Just sayin.
Amen!

preach on brother Stub!

gonna go inside and make a bacon & turkey sandwich with bacon and a side of bacon.

so basically a piece of bread with a pile of bacon, a slice of turkey, a slice of cheese and some more bacon on it with some bacon on the side.

hey they keep saying turkey sandwiches are healthy, right?
 
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