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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.
 

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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.

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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.

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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.

This just made my day :lol:

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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.
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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.
Teh funnayz. Dis has broughted it. :marcy: :beer:
 

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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.
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Its a conspiracy. Both sites are actually one in the same.

See, you think you took the red pill and left the matrix, but really you are just finding out how deep the booty hole goes.

Northridge, Rebel, Rock Krawler, Teraflex, full-traction; they go where they are needed to keep the programing in line. You are simply drifting between manufactured realities and your feelings of deja vu are simply your perception of glitches in the system

Edwina, JKO, even pirate4x4 are just an illusion created by an evil Canadian Company.

The Matrix is really Quadratec, convincing you that competing companies really make these parts, when in fact, they are all made by an army of midgets forced into slavery. They deceive and divide us into separate groups of the same people, and when our sheepish urge to buy what we must have subsides, they switch sides on us to stimulate our spending once again.

You should have just taken the blue pill.
Thats hilarious!
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