[kkuntz01]

What a way to go, it's your first sexual encounter, but it turns out to be your last. What do you do?

His Penis Can Finish Without Him

 

[ShortBus]

Um.....makes me glad I'm not an orb weaver.

 

[JKCTAZ]

"For spiders this breakage of male’s sperm-transferring organ is common, says researcher Daiquin Li, of the University of Singapore, but it's usually just the tip."

I'd be dead by now if I lost my penis after using "just the tip"... Hah!

 

[SoCo_Fox]

Makes me think of the old Sam Kinison bit where he was glad we don't have a detachable penis.

"No man, sorry, I can't go out tonight. Yeah. She's got my dick. Yeah, she found the spare too. If you happen to see me outside, kill me."

~SoCo

 

[hotrodtinker]

I dont like science anymore...

 

[1908_Cubbies]

King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube

 

[kkuntz01]

King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube

That's the first thing that popped to mind when I saw that story.

 

[JKCTAZ]

That's the first thing that popped to mind when I saw that story.

Oddly, same here.