I don't understand why you would go to all the trouble of a half-ass install when doing it right just isn't that difficult. The wiper and washer relays are burned onto the TIPM. I think by the time you rig up a manual solution, you will have burned through $200 of time and energy to get the harness in place. If you aren't running a TIPM, then I'm assuming you would not be asking how to wire stuff up. If you're just trying to do it yourself to prove a point, talk to @christensent 😆 The install guide for the harness shows a pinout map. You can probably use that to wire up some manual switches.
EDIT: Checking around, it looks like most threads out there about this topic end with "why would you want to do that" and then fall off into a black hole of no replies.
EDIT: Checking around, it looks like most threads out there about this topic end with "why would you want to do that" and then fall off into a black hole of no replies.