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2 girls 1 cup

 

[WRANGLERV8]

Had some swamp ass today from eating too much salad last night. Splater marks to prove it!





At least I wiped WRANGLERV8!








Even left a couple scars in the toilet just so my wife knows I mean business!

I give it a...

10(since it covered the entire bowl)
6
9
8(1 for wiping and 7 for showing it)

33 my friend!

 

[frenchlayer]

I am fucking gagging at my desk right now

 

[JKUnlimitedSport_2010]

Yeah I am reading this on the bowl and I think my ass just clenched up!


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[WRANGLERV8]

Ok,so I guess Karma bit me in the ass(no pun intended).Last night I was helping my 2 year old with her DD and when she finished,I leaned and my phone fell out of my pocket straight into the toilet bowl.Sorry,no pics.I grabbed it out of the bowl,dried it off,threw it in a zip-lock bag with some rice and let it sit overnight.This morning I took some Clorox wipes and thoroughly wiped it down,put the battery and SD card in and fired it up.So far so good.I guess we'll see how long it lasts.

 

[nc_fjizzle]

Ok,so I guess Karma bit me in the ass(no pun intended).Last night I was helping my 2 year old with her DD and when she finished,I leaned and my phone fell out of my pocket straight into the toilet bowl.Sorry,no pics.I grabbed it out of the bowl,dried it off,threw it in a zip-lock bag with some rice and let it sit overnight.This morning I took some Clorox wipes and thoroughly wiped it down,put the battery and SD card in and fired it up.So far so good.I guess we'll see how long it lasts.

Dude...that is fucking disgusting. I coudn't put the handset up to my face to make a call after that

 

[dickyB]

I think I may need to go see a doctor...

 

[gold knight]

I think I may need to go see a doctor...

And probably a follow up with a plumber

 

[jkristie44]

Well.......What do you think?

 

[Dr.Dirty]

nice consitency

 

[gold knight]

Is that blood in your stool?

nice consitency

better than the last one I suppose.

 

[jkristie44]

Thanks.

I was kind of hoping someone would comment on the great tile job I did. That's slate you know! It's not that easy to lay!

 

[jkristie44]

This was texted to me by Chris Hansen this weekend while he was in the Desert.


Nasty mother fucker doesn't wipe either!


Poo Rating?

 

[knyland]

someone has the budweiser shits?

 

[Dr.Dirty]

This was texted to me by Chris Hansen this weekend while he was in the Desert.


Nasty mother fucker doesn't wipe either!


Poo Rating?

that was a good one, you should have seen the smile on his face and the look of a winner all day long..........

 

[paramaniac]

This thread has inspired me...

Finally decided to profess my feelings to my gf so I sent her this...

Wonder if she will return the sentiment?


Sent by carrier pigeon

 

[leman]

Changed texture 3 times

Sent by Paul Revere

 

[RubiCajun]