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My wife is 5 weeks pregnant and keeps wanting me to kick in the front door. The back door is locked and the attic is fun to play around in, but she REALLY wants me keep ringing the doorbell and walk on in.

I'm not comfortable with the idea of my junk hitting our baby in the oven. Am I just crazy? What do you guys think?:dunno:
 

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You are crazy, you would have to be swinging a 14" bat in order to have a chance at poking its eye out.
 

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Send her my way I will hit it! Besides whats the fuck are you worried about,,,,,,,,,,tearing it up. Come on man just fuck her
 

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Im a murse. Its completely safe, unless she is having a "threatened pregnancy" with placenta previa or abruptio. (if this is the first time your hearing these things she probably doesnt have them) SO HIT IT!
 

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Yeah, you're crazy bro (aren't ALL JKOwners?) but if you're still worried just Google it. There's TONS of info to put your mind at ease. :beer:
 

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That's it were moving this on the pirate see what they have to say lmao
 

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Yeah...there's no way that you're going to hit anything CLOSE to what you think you're having issues with.:laughing: Even if you were John Holmes, there's just no way. I'll stop by a OBGYN to see if they have any diagrams we can show you.

So...with my (and JKO's) blessing...go storm that castle, my friend! :i20thank20you:
 

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I went through the front door lots when my wife was preggy and neither of my kids are tards or anything.
 

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I went through the front door lots when my wife was pretty and neither of my kids are tards or anything.
Is she not pretty anymore? Turned into the beast? Only hit it Greek style now?


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My wife is 5 weeks pregnant and keeps wanting me to kick in the front door. The back door is locked and the attic is fun to play around in, but she REALLY wants me keep ringing the doorbell and walk on in.

I'm not comfortable with the idea of my junk hitting our baby in the oven. Am I just crazy? What do you guys think?:dunno:
That's when it's the best. For both pregnancies we knocked boots early on the days my wifes water broke. My wife was crazy for sex all the way thru both pregnancies.
 

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Job well done sir!
And thank you texaskev, for being inspirational :)
 

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Wife and I had sex up until she was 36 weeks pregnant with our twins! Ain't nothing wrong with gettin some love without having to worry about getting her pregnant again! Lol


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Is she not pretty anymore? Turned into the beast? Only hit it Greek style now?


Sent from my chocolate starfish at the speed of smell
HA! Beer indused typo - corrected:drinking-42:


And thank you texaskev, for being inspirational :)
I'm here to help. Tell your friends:devil:
 

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As always, late to the party.....but at 5 weeks....there really isn't even a baby in there. Nothing more than a cluster of cells until about 8 weeks when it starts to look like a peanut. So nothing to worry about.....at least until a tiny hand reaches out and grabs your junk!

And yeah.....I serviced the woman right up until about a week before the little man was pulled from mommy's belly. No jimmy hats FTW!
 
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