[tgrt]

I know there really isn't an oil shortage, but I received this in an email and I thought it was too true not to post (at least the last sentence anyway):

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in :

Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas

But our dipsticks are located in DC

 

[BigO]

But our dipsticks are located in DC

Understatement of the year. Oh...and I don't give a crap about which party they're in. They're all the same.

 

[NightStalker]

But our dipsticks are located in DC

:laughing2::laughing2::laughing2:

 

[skibum]

That's funny..........I don't care who you are.

 

[Big A]

Aint that the truth! :shaking:

Repulicrats... They are all the same.

 

[Dustoff '68]

Who cares about oil prices...I do...well...my investment portfolio in oil futures is lookin mighty nice....bring the price of gas to say...$8.00 July 4th, and I'll be a happy camper...:thefinger::thefinger::thefinger:

 

[dayton1999]

There is not a shortage of oil... Gas in the US is up for one reason: The US Dollar is at its lowest value EVER against foreign currencies. You want to curb the rise of oil and gas? Then stop spending billions of US$ in Iraq.

 

[Dustoff '68]

dayton...that's a good point...now go ahead a buy a Red Star.

 

[dayton1999]

dayton...that's a good point...now go ahead a buy a Red Star.

I can't afford a red star - gas is $4 per gallon.

 

[Dustoff '68]

Hmmm...green unlimited Rubi...$34000+

 

[dayton1999]

Hmmm...green unlimited Rubi...$34000+

Yup. But, I didn't pay sticker. :grinpimp: Next thing you're gonna be pimping for NPR and my local Public TV Station...

 

[Dustoff '68]

They're next........:thefinger: