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Post "sayings" you've heard from folks in your neck of the wood.

"You ain't got a lick of sense"

"She's got the best kind of legs - feet on one end, ***** on the other"
 

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Your mouth runs faster than a clapper on a goose's butt.

You need that like you need a hole in the head.

You're old enough now you can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster.
 

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went through that like shit through a goose
 

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I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy
 

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Best part of you ran down your mama's leg
 

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Truly southern:

I might can do that
 

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If a frog had wings it would bump it's ass
 

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flat out out like a lizzard n a rock

going off like a prawn in the sun

does a duck with a stiffy drag weed

2 chances of that happening, bucklies and none.
 

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flat out out like a lizzard n a rock

going off like a prawn in the sun

does a duck with a stiffy drag weed

2 chances of that happening, bucklies and none.
:laughing2:

Might have to splain a couple of those.
 
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