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A little boy was sitting on a sidewalk, shaking a bottle of turpentine and watching the bubbles. A priest walks by and asks the boy what is in the jar. The boy says, "Turpentine. It's the most powerful liquid on Earth."

The priest replied, "Holy water is the most powerful liquid on Earth. I can rub some on a pregnant woman's belly and she will pass a perfectly healthy baby."

The boy said, "I can rub some turpentine on a cats asshole and it'll pass a Harley Davidson."
 
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