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I went to visit my 95 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia . After spending a great evening chatting the night away, my grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, I noticed a film like substance on my plate, and questioned my grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

My grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get ‘em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"
For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, I was concerned about the plates as mine appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!”
Later that afternoon, I was on my way to a nearby town and as I was leaving, my grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let me pass.
I yelled, “Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted.
"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!" :D
 

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:laughing2:That was funny, but I gotta say, some women that I've had the pleasure to come in contact with on my travel's,(long ago),.... I'd much rather have that Dog licking those plates than any of them..
 
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