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There seems to be a new found, very uncomfortable, & sandy vag essence lingering around here lately! It seems most of you want to have a lemon party or a biscut circle instead of cussing, spitting and talking about man things! What's the deal? Did you not get enough pole over the holidays?


Here is a poll for ya! :thefinger:
 

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Don't be talking about my pole and what I do with it, you dickweed douchebag! Happy fawking New Year! :thefinger:
 

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So, both of you voted for "Bim Jobs?" :thefinger:
No, but if the poll had Pooning, I would have voted.

Pooning:

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.


Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.
 

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No, but if the poll had Pooning, I would have voted.

Pooning:

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Pooning is illegal in 15 states! :D
 

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There seems to be a new found, very uncomfortable, & sandy vag essence lingering around here lately! It seems most of you want to have a lemon party or a biscut circle instead of cussing, spitting and talking about man things! What's the deal? Did you not get enough pole over the holidays?


Here is a poll for ya! :thefinger:
Thread reported, Sir. Please refrain from future offensive postings on JKO. Thank you
 

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Threads and polls should be limited to happy things like unicorns, puppys and pure thoughts. This is highly offensive:thefinger:
 

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Four fucking unicorns? I'm not renewing! :bawling:
 
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