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If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like LAMAR SMITH, KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON AND JOHN CORNYN, MY CONGRESSMEN, right here today. I want them brought from their happy holiday slumber over there on Capitol Hill with all the other useless politicians, and I want them brought right here, with a big ribbon on their heads, and I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

These sorry motherfuckers in Congress really don't give a shit. As long as they get to go home for the Holidays, FUCKIT! The Republican's swore this 2 month extension wasn't going to fly. They were never going to pass it... Until they realized, "Oh shit! This is going to cut into my 150 days off if I object to this!"

Merry Christmas America! Here's your ass-fucking!
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