Gold Knight, I'm right there with you. Thought the same thing.
except" Vegan Gas Man" and boy does that fit. I worked next to a vegan who ate only raw vegetables. It wasn't so much the smell as it was the burning of my eyes. :bawling:
Your new identity reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld and Kramer's personalized tag.
So youre a vegan proctoligist?