[Dancin Dan]

http://gma.yahoo.com/woman-claims-hotel-gave-drunken-man-her-room-221452428--abc-news.html

Couple of things wrong here. She doesn't notice a drunk coming into her dark room (him no flip on lites?:cwm13 and then he crawls into bed where she's sleeping NAKED (Who the hell sleeps naked at a hotel?:cwm13 and he then only gropes her?

If was all :drinking-42: and there was a naked chick in my bed with me, I'd be doing more than gropin... :devil:

 

[SoCo_Fox]

Who the hell wouldn't wake up and throw a fit when the door opened? Who the hell wouldn't have the security chain on the door? Seriously... what... the... fuck???

If my hotel room door opened in the middle of the night they better be fucking bulletproof.

~SoCo

 

[Para-Doc]

Why can't she be happy that she got some loving? She's not that hard on the eyes.

 

[MSUJeep]

Who the hell wouldn't have the security chain on the door?
~SoCo

Exactly. The deadbolt, latch, and do not disturb tag are automatically put into effect once my hotel room door closes.

 

[Dancin Dan]

Exactly. The deadbolt, latch, and do not disturb tag are automatically put into effect once my hotel room door closes.

Egg Zachary.

I'm thinking someone left a key for him, had regrets and hatched a story to get herself paid.

Or, she got found out by dude's wife and hadda come up with a story pronto... Either way, I ain't buying this shit.

 

[Para-Doc]

Egg Zachary.

I'm thinking someone left a key for him, had regrets and hatched a story to get herself paid.

Or, she got found out by dude's wife and hadda come up with a story pronto... Either way, I ain't buying this shit.

I''ll put money on that one too. Naked cutie, "random" key and dude just gropes without insert? Hell yeah there is more to it. And she's going after the hotel, NOT him.

 

[MSUJeep]

And that's why you don't mess with women you don't know. It's hard enough to trust the ones you do know. ie Adam and Eve :devil:

 

[Dancin Dan]

I''ll put money on that one too. Naked cutie, "random" key and dude just gropes without insert? Hell yeah there is more to it. And she's going after the hotel, NOT him.

Funny, innit? She could care less about prosecuting the random drunk who felt her up while sleeping naked in a hotel than she does about getting paid for it.

:th_242735:

 

[Freshmeat]

Egg Zachary.

I'm thinking someone left a key for him, had regrets and hatched a story to get herself paid.

Or, she got found out by dude's wife and hadda come up with a story pronto... Either way, I ain't buying this shit.

x5

Something doesn't add up... but I'd still hit it if she let me.

 

[Para-Doc]

Eve just needed a sassy gay friend to fix her shit before she went off being a woman and fucked us for all eternity. This what would happen if JKRISTIE would have fixed her:

http://youtu.be/gQhkzYVlLl8

 

[JKCTAZ]

WTF were you looking for when you found that??? ^^^

 

[Para-Doc]

Hahaha! My wife's friend introduced me to those one drunken night. They still apply here and I'm waiting for JKRISTIE to confirm where he got that scarf from.

 

[MSUJeep]

Eve just needed a sassy gay friend to fix her shit before she went off being a woman and fucked us for all eternity. This what would happen if James would have fixed her:

http://youtube/gQhkzYVlLl8

There are so many things wrong with this I'm just going to walk away :lol:

 

[Dancin Dan]

x5

Something doesn't add up... but I'd still hit it if she let me.

I wouldn't throw her outta bed for eating crackers, but the Paradoc went and shit into the fan pointed at this thread:th_242735: :cwm13: :nono: :nono-1:

I'm outta here.:flipoff:

 

[Para-Doc]

HAHA! How did I throw proverbial fecal matter into the oscillating unit?

 

[JKCTAZ]

Who knows, Dan doesn't have to make sense. He just uses big words.

"Dazzle them with skill or baffle them with bullshit."

And yes Dan, I am smiling this time...

 

[Dancin Dan]

Eve just needed a sassy gay friend to fix her shit before she went off being a woman and fucked us for all eternity. This what would happen if JKRISTIE would have fixed her:

http://youtu.be/gQhkzYVlLl8

HAHA! How did I throw proverbial fecal matter into the oscillating unit?

I was strictly going by the commentary generated by the first post. Can't see da youtube from behind the iron curtain here at work

 

[Dancin Dan]

Who knows, Dan doesn't have to make sense. He just uses big words.

"Dazzle them with skill or baffle them with bullshit."

And yes Dan, I am smiling this time... :finger:

Why this is skullduggery. Hanky panky, hocus-pocus, jiggery-pokery at its highest. Defamation of my valorious, generous and most charismatic character. I say, you have truly bisected the streak scratched into the silica with this heinous slander of a nature most foul, sir!

 

[Para-Doc]

When you see it, bricks will be shat. And dammit, now I have to google what the fuck he just said.

 

[Uncle Sams Misguided Child]

Fournier, who is represented by Allred and the New York firm Cuti Hecker Wang LLP

She is being represented by what?