What the fuck high school cheerleader shit is going on? Nvm, I don't wanna know...
To the OP, uhaul does have flat bed trailers for rent with a 6500lb tow capacity, dual axle, surge brakes, etc. for about $55 a day but they're damn near impossible to find. I was planning on renting one in a few weeks but it disappeared and the guy didnt know when they would have one again. Luckily I had a backup.
Edit: just realized this is the NJ section, carry on with your bickering and ignore my first paragraph. Hope the second helps tho.
2007 2dr X, 6sp, 35's on D44's, 2" lift, cage, hydro, etc.