I would suggest the Davenport/Poinciana area. You are out of the city and in the country. It's on the south side of orlando so you dont have to cross orlando traffic to get to the Rat. From the Poinciana/Davneport area - the trip to the rat is about 30 minutes. If that.
And - this is the best part - you get to live in IMPERIAL POLK COUNTY! You could be trash like the rest of us living in our county. We are the only county in the state where, when someone asks you where you are from, you dont answer w/ your city name, you say: Polk County. And the funny thing is - they know EXACTLY what you're talking about.
Hell, you could even join the largest Jeep Club in the Southeast - it has 3 chapters in 2 states - the Jacked Up Jeep Club
I imagine you are sold on this now.
But wait - there's more.
Traffic in Kissimmee and St. Cloud SUCKS. Dont be fooled - those towns are actually just part of Orlando. Orlando is SPREAD out. Traffic BLOWS. And it gets even worse when the snowbirds come down (sept-april). Polk County is close enough to the city to enjoy it - but not so close that we swim in their shit. Also, we are located right between Tampa and Orlando on the I4 corridor. That means we have access to the features of both these large cities -without all the headache of actually living in them.
edit: and you definitely dont want to live in North Orlando. It's nothing to spend an hour driving to south Orlando (the Rat) from north orlando during rush hour traffic.