Jake has been dying to install his new snorkel in his Hemi Jeep. Well, the packages got here last night! So today was install day.
We got a lot of brilliant minds together for an install party.
I knew when I showed up that we had brought out our A crowd - real scientists and brainy types. They asked me "what did you do about your old antenna on your JK when you put the snorkel on?"
I replied "I dont listen to terrestrial radio."
"Oooooooooooooooooooo 'Mr I-use-big-words," they replied.
Yeah - we brought our A crew.
Anyways, here is a detailed write up on how to install a River Raider Snorkel into a Hemi powered JK Wrangler Unlimited. As with my previous write up, mods feel free to move to this to the write-up library.
Step 1. Ignore Jake and his petty problems and instead respool your nasty, snarled up winch line that EFFREM was so nice to loosen up for you a month or so ago.
Step 2. Send Mikey to the store to get more beer. The measly 12 beers we had to start out with were an appetizer. We needed more. And cigarettes too apparently.
Step 3. All beered up? Good! Let's start cutting into that bad boy.
Step 4. Align the paper properly. Note: I had to make at least one step be relevant.
Step 5. Remove the Antenna.
Step 6. Make sure you fingerfuck the hole left by the antenna in a way that screams "another man has marked your jeep Jake."
Step 7. Go ahead, put two fingers in there. She can take it. Yeah you like that - dont you, you dirty whore?
Step 8. Now you are ready to start drilling. I found this part interesting. When we installed the snorkel on MY Jeep, I remember just lining it up and GOING TO TOWN. No careful tapping out the mark to drill it or masking it with tape. Nope. Just line her up and fuck it up!
Step 9. Sparky wants a beer. Go get the dog a beer.
Continued on the next post...