So you're probably going to come in from Baker? That'll take you straight to Badwater, and you could do the same route I did but in reverse. Or you could take the Badwater Rd all the way up to Ubehebe Crater, check out the Racetrack, go down Lippincott, go to the Saline Hot Springs, and out Steele Pass/Dedeckera Cyn and check out the Eureka Dunes.
First, take a 50/50 water/alcohol solution and douche all the sand out of your vagina. Seriously, you gotta get that nozzle ALL the way to the cervix since it sounds as though your vajayjay is completely blocked with a silica compound.