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UNLIMITED JK "wildthang" finally finished
Cool? . . . . . .
. . . pics?
WHADDAFOOK DOES "WILDTHANG" LOOK LIKE?
. . . details?
SERIOUSLY, GIVE US A FUCKING HINT, ALREADY!
. . . are you happy with it?
SINCE IT'S "FINISHED", AND ALL?
. . . is it your JK to which you are referring?
OR ??? - SERIOUSLY, DROP SOME DETAILS ON US ALREADY!
. . . do you think the increasing text line length is intentional?
IF YOU DON'T, YOU HAVE A PERVERSE SENSE OF COINCIDENCE.
. . . are you part of a sleeper cell using JKO to send coded messages?
OOH, BUSTED! I'M CALLING HOMELAND ON YOUR ASS! HAVE FUN AT GITMO!
. . . can you think of a question that is 2 to 20 characters longer than this one?
NEVER MIND . . . I THOUGHT OF ONE ↙↓↘
. . . do you think I'm fawkin' with you because you started a thread with zero information?
WELCOME TO JKO
My Jeep "wildthang" is a 2XXX JKU with a DocBrown nuclear hoverdrive conversion that runs cleanly off the tears of Prius owners.
17" unobtanium wheels by Wheelco hold the new super-aggressive BFGoodyear Earthraper Slopwhackers.
Custom-tailored racing seats by Buttholder, Inc. have slots for 9-point harnesses, but I only have 5-points for now.
Windshield wiper arms, antenna, and hood hinges heavily modified with PlastiDipShit spray-on "pimpchrome" (awww, yeah . . .)
I'll upload some pics as soon as I figure it out, but just wanted to share my new toy since I'm so excited.
Crap, I need to get my ass over to the Welcome Room and introduce myself. Be right back.
. . . Look closer at the OP's screen name. It says "Derek Francois", not "Drunk on Franzia"