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Help me extract my semen..

How in the Hell do you get cum out of neoprene??

Tried using soap/ water....still stained.

Any ideas?

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I have no idea how to help you with your problem but shouldn't you be wrapping mini-stub?


Why isn't this in your dating thread?
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Use a straw.
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Mix vinegar, dawn and warm water.
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Use a straw.
yous nasty!

You could just run with it and do the whole interior, like an arctic camo

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Frankie is that you?

No idea but this might help

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Wasn't wrapped...

I have other segments for that never-ending story..ugh.

I wanted to post this in Gen Disc since it's an actual problem.

I don't really feel like contacting the manuf about this and I don't want to use something that's going to damage the material...but the stain is unsightly and sometimes just makes me feel uncomfortable..lol.

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I would first scrape a sample of it and send it to a DNA lab. Find who it was, and shoot the bastard. That's pretty fucked up someone dropped a bunch of spooge on your seats.
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Thanks Marcy!

Hopefully someday I can call you The Cum-Removal Queen!!

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It won't come out, you need new seat covers. I'll PM you a price

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It won't come out, you need new seat covers. I'll PM you a price

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Imma try the Dawn and vinegar tip as suggested by Marcy.

My dog was lickin' at it today...no kisses from him tonight! ...or lots of kisses with an anal chaser...dunno.


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LOL, similar to this?


Stub, you should be able to get a discount on these right?

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At least its on your seat and not your face.....

On a brighter note make sure your wearing sunscreen


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Um....I'm not gonna go to Walgreens and buy a douche from the girl that caused the stain in the first place. Then she asks why...and I tell her it's to wash the load that almost took out her eye??

That seems about 20 kinds of wrong..

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On a brighter note make sure your wearing sunscreen
lmfao..

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If the vinegar thing doesn't work, try Resolve carpet cleaner. It did wonders for a similar stain on berber.

I think this thing is finally coming together. Still Needed: drive shafts, frame mount rails...then done son! For a while...
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Are you sure it's semen???













And not toothpaste?
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Um....I'm not gonna go to Walgreens and buy a douche from the girl that caused the stain in the first place..........
What kind of girl you datin that puts semen stains on your seat covers? Does she have an adams apple?
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If the vinegar thing doesn't work, try Resolve carpet cleaner. It did wonders for a similar stain on berber.
Thanks. I have some Resolve. I may just try that instead.

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Are you sure it's semen???
Yea...I'm sure. MY jizz is never minty-fresh.

I use Arm & Hammer anyway...giggity.


EDIT> This is totally gonna mess up my Seat Covers For Sale thread...

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Yes, sunscreen is very important. At least SPF 35, you're in Texas after all.
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It puts the lotion on its skin

not on my fucking seat

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How in the Hell do you get cum out of neoprene??

Tried using soap/ water....still stained.

Any ideas?
I have zero idea what would cause this......let alone any idea how one would go about cleaning it up........

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