Canít forget the chrome triple hoop roll bar and lights!!
The chrome triple hoop roll bar with double down-tubes and a grip of KC Daylighters across the top.
Just what every half-ton with 16 pink-booted shocks, 12" of lift and 44" Hawgs needs to cruise the drive-in
Gawd, remember all the over-the-top graphics, too?
It was like a coke-fueled sequel to '60s acid-trip art. Sharper, but mostly soulless.
The first 5-10 I saw were cool (because different) but then it became widespread visual noise.
Once grandma's rockin' the ZZ Top striping on her Vista Cruiser, the fad needs killing with fire.
Maybe that's why I remove all badging and stickers from my vehicles now
The Fall Guy....
Honestly, I would rock the fook outta' the Fall Guy truck - no apologies, no regrets
However, I'd take Rick Simon's ride 10:1 over Colt Seevers'
If I were going to confess an unnatural attraction to a TV vehicle, that would be my weakness.
That may partly explain the front bumper I made for my Suburban:
Damn, I miss that piece of shit Chevy sometimes
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