- have you considered getting her her own Jeep?
125 cc's-worth of glorious horsetorks . . . yet surprisingly economical
EDIT: ***Potential for Perception of Political Correctness Violation Persecution Indemnity Disclaimer (PPPCVPIDGBTFMLDILLIGAF)***
Before anyone shall accuse the editorial staff of mocking persons of female gender identity via suggesting the solution of a miniature Jeep;
Be it hereby known that the editorial staff was in no way posting said miniature Jeep suggestion in response to the subject's stated gender.
Also be it understood that the use of the word "gender" above in no way implies any assumption of the gender identity of the subject peson.
The editorial staff wishes to forthwith state unequivocally that the aforementioned miniature Jeep idea was in no way gender-related.
In fact, the aforementioned miniature Jeep suggestion was intended to be sensitive to the subject's needs as a . . .
. . . scale-model American
. . . ̶m̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶
. . . ̶d̶w̶a̶r̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶
. . . ̶L̶i̶l̶l̶i̶p̶u̶t̶i̶a̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶
. . . ̶O̶o̶m̶p̶a̶ ̶L̶o̶o̶m̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶ ̶.̶
(damn, this politically correct stuff is hard - hope I got that ^^^ right)
*** Follow-Up Disclaimer for the PPPCVPIDGBTFMLDILLIGAF (mandatory for CA, OR, WA residents) ****
Before anyone shall accuse the editorial staff of intentionally mocking any persons of diminutive stature . . .
( . . . ugh, regardless of gender already, as established above . . . );
. . . (doopity) don't
. . . ees jus uh fawkin' joak, mang . . .