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post #1 of 31 Old 04-28-2010, 05:13 AM Thread Starter
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First housewife....

reversed already into my new baby at the school run /$%!$%"§(!&/%")(!%%"$!%§"/%



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post #2 of 31 Old 04-28-2010, 05:16 AM
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Perfect! Now she has to buy you a nice aftermarket winch bumper!!!
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you mean i have to buy it cause that st**** b**** drove away and noone noticed her license plate....


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post #4 of 31 Old 04-28-2010, 05:28 AM
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Ohhhh, I thought you meant your wife backed into it.
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The FAIL has been found. It waits for you in the parking lot with the mask of a housewife on it's face. That blows man... I hate hit and runs...

It is what it is... So IT had better be damn good...
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not sure about your location, but if you don't want to buy a nice aftermarket just look for a front bumper someone pulled off to do their aftermarket. You could probably score one for free or very cheap. I have mine sitting in the garage collecting dust.
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Remove the plastic, and pop it out, reinstall it. Itll look alot better than it does now. Most schools have video of the parking lots, so when little billy gets run down by the bus, they know who to sue.

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Yeah it stinks when they just drive away. Luckily the dents we have all came from my wife or me.

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not sure about your location, but if you don't want to buy a nice aftermarket just look for a front bumper someone pulled off to do their aftermarket. You could probably score one for free or very cheap. I have mine sitting in the garage collecting dust.
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lol at location, I was going to say Euro bumper and long tag = not US then I saw that

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cheers @ the location

btw one of my workers popped it out with a screw-driver through a hole under the bumper...

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As already stated above you could take of that plastic
It then cleaned it up and hit it with some self-etching primer this past weekend. It's a work in progress.
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cheers @ the location

btw one of my workers popped it out with a screw-driver through a hole under the bumper...

PS: do you guys think i will get banned if i change my avatar to this ?

You may get some strange looks but pretty sure it's not ban worthy.

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Most schools have video of the parking lots, so when little billy gets run down by the bus, they know who to sue.
THIS ^^^
Check with the school tell them what happened, what general area, time, and date...you may be able to find the desperate housewife
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LOL i wont change my avatar then

A german Jeep owner out of a German Jeep forum just offered me a new one for 100 bucks


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LOL i wont change my avatar then

A german Jeep owner out of a German Jeep forum just offered me a new one for 100 bucks
Wow that was quick, congrats. Aren't Jeepers great?

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LOL i wont change my avatar then

A german Jeep owner out of a German Jeep forum just offered me a new one for 100 bucks
oh didnt realize Stuttgiiiizard. 100.....I woulda mounted mine for you if you took it out of my garage. Where did the Bentley's go??? Why are they gone?

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@ Gold Knight : No sh**



@ mikebigh: Astons !! not Bentleys !! : the black DBS belonged to myself and got sold 2 weeks ago to guy in Austria - the white belongs to one of my neighbours - we still own a new Jaguar XK.... pic below



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UPDATE !

I found the *housewife* today ! She is one of my sons teacher !!!!!!!! And that in a private school !!!!!


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cheers @ the location

btw one of my workers popped it out with a screw-driver through a hole under the bumper...

PS: do you guys think i will get banned if i change my avatar to this ?

That's a great avatar, the bunny ears really make it. !Sehr gut!

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Glad you found her, and glad you found a new bumper. Now the question still remains, Did she come forth with the, "Opps I'm a dumb ass and sorry for leaving the scene of an accident, I don't do this to often but I had to get Helga to her piano lessons". Says alot for her integrity and the Head Master might be a little miffed to learn this info. You might be able to finaggle a new winch bumper and private tudor lessons.

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LOL No that bi*** was first: *wasn't me and i have to consult my lawyer!*


Hey but video cams tape everything stupid bi***


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LOL No that bi*** was first: *wasn't me and i have to consult my lawyer!*


Hey but video cams tape everything stupid bi***
Awesome, glad you have proof. Some people need to be reminded that they are responsible for their actions!

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damn and you just got the thing! congrats on getting a replacement so quickly!

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Awesome, glad you have proof. Some people need to be reminded that they are responsible for their actions!
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Remember you haf vays of making her talk, no?

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Ya ve haw vayz

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!


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