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Stupid Spiderweb Shade Question

Okay... I know this seems stupid. Buuuuut... Can you still get a tan with Spiderweb Shade? I really want one, but my girlfriend doesn't want me to get on if it takes away from her tan. She likes riding in/driving the Jeep cause she tans, and I just burn...

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It lets filtered sun through...yea, you can still catch rays

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It lets filtered sun through...yea, you can still catch rays
That's what I was trying to tell her. But she didn't believe me... Thanks.

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even most clothes lets small amounts of UV rays in, spider web shade has bigger holes lets more rays in.

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Yes Sammy, it's the stupidest question asked today. But Gunny and the Dawg are right. The U rays enter thru the mesh at the speed of light and usually attack only the skin Under the exposed body part hence the U. The V rays on the other hand attack any areas where there is a V present such as the armpit's, the back of the knees, the crotch area and the corners of your lips. If you are a person who "burns" when attacked by both U and V rays you should perhaps where a product sold in stores called a shirt, preferably a long sleeve shirt. This would allow your girlfriend to obtain a beautiful dark tan of which we would most certainly expect pictures of.

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I really want one, but my girlfriend doesn't want me to get...
Your Jeep. Get one if you want. She can get a tan while washing your Jeep.

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Your Jeep. Get one if you want. She can get a tan while washing your Jeep.
AND you can take pictures of her and post them up.

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Isnt their claim that it blocks like 90% of the suns UV rays? I dont know how scientific their testing is so who knows. I know the top of my head never burns when I am out all day without my hard top on, but with the spiderweb shades. If I didnt have a spiderweb shades my head would be on fire. So SOME of their claim of UV reduction is legit.
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Isnt their claim that it blocks like 90% of the suns UV rays? I dont know how scientific their testing is so who knows. I know the top of my head never burns when I am out all day without my hard top on, but with the spiderweb shades. If I didnt have a spiderweb shades my head would be on fire. So SOME of their claim of UV reduction is legit.
you are not helping the OP and his girlfriend issues. Your facts are getting in the way.

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you are not helping the OP and his girlfriend issues. Your facts are getting in the way.
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you are not helping the OP and his girlfriend issues. Your facts are getting in the way.
Thank you... All I needed was TCdawg to say "no - you can still tan"

And she doesnt like washing the Jeep, its to big, she can't get the windsheild or the hood. But its okay, you know what they say. "The bigger the Jeep, the bigger the dick"

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Thank you... All I needed was TCdawg to say "no - you can still tan"

And she doesnt like washing the Jeep, its to big, she can't get the windsheild or the hood. But its okay, you know what they say. "The bigger the Jeep, the bigger the dick"
eh... apparently you're too young or old to remember the Whitesnake videos... yes... she can reach the windshield and the hood.
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Thank you... All I needed was TCdawg to say "no - you can still tan"
If everyone would adopt that attitude and just listen to me the world would be a better place.

Well, my world would be a better place

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eh... apparently you're too young or old to remember the Whitesnake videos... yes... she can reach the windshield and the hood.
If she climbs on my hood... I'm slapping her...

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If she climbs on my hood... I'm slapping her on the ass and turning up the Warrant...
FIFY.

You can still get tan, just 90% slower.

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If she climbs on my hood... I'm slapping her ass and taking pictures to share with my new best buds on JKO because I love them but not in a man-love kinda way.
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To offset the sun reduction of the shade, she may want to remain topless while in or around the vehicle.

I'm pretty sure you could find someone to make a warning sticker to that effect for the front passenger visor...

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