AR15: Such light recoil, you could put on over your balls and fire.
AK47: Recoil manageable enough for anyone to use it.
Mosin-Nagant: Recoil that registers as small tremors in the earth itself.
AR15: Clean with fancy lubes and solvents with special tools.
AK47: Clean? In Soviet Russia AK clean you!
Mosin-Nagant: Squirt some Windex down the bore. Ready for another 500 rounds tomorrow!
AR15: Goes pew pew pew
AK47: Goes pow pow pow
Mosin-Nagant: Goes BOOOOOOOM!
AR15: You are careful to keep in clean in the field.
AK47: You donít worry so much about some dirt getting in it.
Mosin-Nagant: It still has gritty grease inside it from when the Finnish army put it into storage.
AR15: Nice useful little round.
AK47: Very functional round.
Mosin-Nagant: Anti Tank Round
AR15: High cost, high maintenance.
AK47: Low cost, low maintenance.
Mosin-Nagant: What are these cost and maintenance things you speak of?
AR15: You have a never ending list of high dollar tacticool accessories.
AK47: You have a never ending list of Chinese made tacticool accessories.
Mosin-Nagant: You have carry strap and ammo what more you need comrade?
AR15: You measure your misses by sub MOA measurements
AK47: You miss and, and aim a bit lower this time.
Mosin-Nagant: Even if you miss the shockwave of the bullet will kill the animal.
AR15: Inspired by science fiction
AK47: Inspired by a need for a reliable, selectable-fire weapon
Mosin-Nagant: Inspired by men with balls. Men with HUGE, HAIRY BALLS
AR15 - You would rather die than decide to use rifle in melee fight
AK47 - With this rifle you can succeed in melee
Mosin-Nagant - Your rifle is A-grade spear with ability to shoot bullets
AR15: Can hit the broadside of a barn
AK47: Can't hit the broadside of a barn
Mosin Nagant: Can hit the farm 3 miles over
AR15: Smooth, quiet safety
AK47: Large, clunky safety
Mosin Nagant: What safety?
AR15: Service life, 40 years.
AK47: Service life, 50 years.
Mosin Nagant: Service life, 100 years--and counting.
AR15: your rifle won the Cold War.
AK47: your rifle won some revolutions.
Mosin Nagant: your rifle won Stalingrad.
AR15: "Wish I could afford one!"
AK47: "I can get one with my tax return!"
Mosin Nagant: "Hundred-fifty bucks? I'll take two!"