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No one gives a fuck about your tax return

Hooray, you gave the government a tax free loan last year so now you're getting back your own money and you want me to tell you how to spend it, yaaay. But you know what? I really don't give a flying flaming fuck if you got back enough to buy a new bumper, tire carrier, winch, lift, hard top, midget sex slave or whatever the fuck else your poll wants to ask me how you should spend your money. You should have gotten taxed at the correct rate all year, saved your own damn money and bought the thing 6 months ago. None of which requires input from someone else. Just use a little fuckin grey matter and you're off and runnin.






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dan, should i get a lift kit or wheels/tires??


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Jeez dan slow day at work?... gotta remember some of these young guys aren't as seasoned (old) as you are and might not be up to snuff on the latest tax stuff. Also most guys ask for "suggestions" not really asking you to tell them what to buy

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i am buying two ripp kits with my tax return and going to have a twin supercharged 3.8l!!!!! yeah.... its gunna be sick!

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What's a tax return I haven't got one of those in years and besides that I claim 9 , so all I get back at the end of the year is a couple of hundred dollars
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Ok, I give my rant a 2/10.

I'll try harder next time.


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Hooray, you gave the government a tax free loan last year so now you're getting back your own money and you want me to tell you how to spend it, yaaay. But you know what? I really don't give a flying flaming fuck if you got back enough to buy a new bumper, tire carrier, winch, lift, hard top, midget sex slave or whatever the fuck else your poll wants to ask me how you should spend your money. You should have gotten taxed at the correct rate all year, saved your own damn money and bought the thing 6 months ago. None of which requires input from someone else. Just use a little fuckin grey matter and you're off and runnin.


I was gonna use my return to buy you something really nice, but now you're getting a big box of penguin shit.


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i had my twins just in time!!! lol

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i had my twins just in time!!! lol

You had??? Ummm I think not!

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Damn Dan relax

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IDWE.

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You can try using me as the official get drunk at lunch pass but keep in mind my authority is only valid in the great state of NJ....:what:

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dan, should i get a lift kit or wheels/tires??
You're a roided out squirrel. How the fuck do you even drive that thing anyway?



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I'm about to file mine later this week, but was wondering if it's OK to claim "HALF OF THE UNITED STATES" as dependents? Anybody know, Taxman?


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I was gonna use my return to buy you something really nice, but now you're getting a big box of penguin shit.
Bet you didn't know about my penguin shit fetish. You coming this weekend? I'll tell you all about it.



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Bet you didn't know about my penguin shit fetish. You coming this weekend? I'll tell you all about it.
It is slicker then owl shit you know...
Not looking like I can pull this weekend off.


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It is slicker then owl shit you know...
Not looking like I can pull this weekend off.
So, all this talk about penguin shit was just a tease. You're a sick fucker, you know that?



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IDWE.

I gotta get some Ass in Seat, Seat in Pines time or I'mma flip my lid
You sure as hell do. Just vote bacon and move on. Jeez.


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You sure as hell do. Just vote bacon and move on. Jeez.

Yeah, I got your bacon right here. You like it extra crispy, right?


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You had??? Ummm I think not!
yeah i popped those bastards out! lol

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