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post #1 of 16 Old 03-10-2011, 09:47 AM Thread Starter
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literally... dirty laundry...

so, i ordered up a couple of things from the JKO/Pirate store. rapid shipping, all of it came in this morning.... so naturally, i ripped the package open.

2 oval JKO decals, check!
1 small Pirate decal, check!
1 XL gearhead Pirate shirt, check!
1 L JKO front label shirt, check!.... um... wait....



if i hadnt just snatched it out of the package, i'd think that the wife had worn it between breast feedings. maybe someone did. who knows. the gearhead shirt was in the clear plastic wrap, but the JKO shirt was not. pretty obvious it had been "out of the package"....

to whoever packs this stuff up, could you check it before cramming it in the bag? it looks like it should wash out.... soooo... off to the dirty laundry....


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whatever it is, its getting washed. its funny... cause i'm the kind of dumbass that'll snatch a new shirt off the hanger and wear it home.

not this time.


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I've heard of UPS beating up packages but...
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....beating OFF on em?


i guess Pirate and JKO's popularity has reached its pinacle.


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I wouldnt touch that shirt without gloves. It's probably the shirt jkristie returned after his wife caught him on jko and banned him.


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shit! Is that where I sent that shirt?

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At least you won't have to starch that shirt.
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