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Don't you hate it when.......

Your finger slips while your wiping and slips into your bung hole!

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post #2 of 21 Old 11-13-2010, 04:37 PM
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I hate it, but a little birdie told me that JKristie likes it to slip into either of your bungholes, and what the fuck is he doing near my whiskey barrel???

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I hate it, but a little birdie told me that JKristie likes it to slip into either of your bungholes, and what the fuck is he doing near my whiskey barrel???
Same birdie told me jkristie likes a full three finger massage of the colon. I reserve the right edit for ninja comments once I get to a computer.

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We'll see if you are allowed....
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Same birdie told me jkristie likes a full three finger massage of the colon.

That may be true BUTT, I don't have a colon so I bet I am the only one here who has had a hang nail cut on the wall of his small intenstine as a result of a rogue finger going off script during the wiping sequence. Beat that guys!

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Confucius say, he who go to be with itchy ass, wake up with stinky fingers..

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I hate that, but worse is the being hit with a Ploop, you know when the turd hits the water and that cold ass water shoots up your ass before the trap door can slam shut.

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What the hell did I just stumble into here... Lord...

Oh well.. When in Rome..

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What a fine thread to DIG up.

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I hate that, but worse is the being hit with a Ploop, you know when the turd hits the water and that cold ass water shoots up your ass before the trap door can slam shut.
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Ahhh..Nature's Enema!
Put a couple cups of warm water in the bowl before hand and it is actually quite refreshing.

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Your reading a thread dedicated to fingers slipping into assholes while wiping after a shit and the one guy that uses proper terminology makes you choke??? Something is wrong with you man, seriously wrong

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Your reading a thread dedicated to fingers slipping into assholes while wiping after a shit and the one guy that uses proper terminology makes you choke??? Something is wrong with you man, seriously wrong
I think he is just upset that I didn't follow the "Pic or it didn't happen" rule and include a link to a pic.


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Damn it, happened again. Damned cheap ass paper

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I'm no longer prone to this, I take the roll off the holder and use it as one.

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Damn it, happened again. Damned cheap ass paper
Yea but the real question is; Did you at least get a kiss after your third base date?.....

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Yea but the real question is; Did you at least get a kiss after your third base date?
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