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post #1 of 24 Old 07-07-2011, 08:37 AM Thread Starter
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I like the way he thinks...

Gotta love Texas. Got this one in an email from my Dad this morning.

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This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX Nov 18, 2010

Put me in charge . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for
Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans,
blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want
steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women
Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test
recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and
piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get
tats and piercings, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your
"home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be
inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your
own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or
you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of
trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We
will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo
and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of
the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before
you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem,"
consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for
doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least
attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system
rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes that is
correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will
voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t
welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job


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Can't argue with that. If they don't like the terms send them to china or Mexico.


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Why does that make SOOOOOO much f*cking sense to me?!?


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Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem,"
^^^^^^^^^

It's called SELF esteem........ it's esteem of your mother fucking SELF.....

How can we make them feel worse about themselves ????????


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Ok, so far I've resolved the immigration issue (close down & militarize borders & tax every man woman and child at the same rate) the deficit (see my last solution) and the freeloader problem.

Where's my presidential nomination already?

Seems common sense has become some sort of radical concept.



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Dancin' Dan for Pres!

There's your nomination!

But yeah, I agree with every bit of that post. Pisses me off that I have to support my brother-in-law's girlfriend & her 3 kids while she sits on her lazy ass at home all day.

Now what can we do to get politicians that actually represent the people, rather than themselves and their own "take me to the top" agenda?

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Ok, so far I've resolved the immigration issue (close down & militarize borders & tax every man woman and child at the same rate) the deficit (see my last solution) and the freeloader problem.

Where's my presidential nomination already?

Seems common sense has become some sort of radical concept.
Dan lets have a party, I will nominate you!


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I'd vote for this

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Did you know you can collect social security if your kid has ADHD?

Now that's f'd up

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Did you know you can collect social security if your kid has ADHD?

Now that's f'd up
My Momma would be rich today


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Did you know you can collect social security if your kid has ADHD?

Now that's f'd up
What if I have ADHD... wait, what?

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My Momma would be rich today
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Mine too
For the record, neither one of your mother's would have made any money. You don't have ADHD. You're both heterosexual males. Therefore, you are easily distracted by .


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Ok, so far I've resolved the immigration issue (close down & militarize borders & tax every man woman and child at the same rate) the deficit (see my last solution) and the freeloader problem.

Where's my presidential nomination already?

Seems common sense has become some sort of radical concept.
You gotta be at least 38 years old and have an American Birth Certificate.


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You gotta be at least 38 years old and have an American Birth Certificate.
Hmm. 5 years to go then. Plenty of time to raise some cash.



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For the record, You're both homosexual males. Therefore, you are easily distracted by penis
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Hmm. 5 years to go then. Plenty of time to raise some cash.
You could buy my vote. Its for sale right now...

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Thats a special kind of stupid right there.......
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Its to bad our politicians dont think this way. It seems that fixing our problems is so fucking simple but the people in power refuse to do so.

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Yeah I like that post you got there!! I say do it! Oh wait what does obama think of this? It is change,,,,,Thats what he said we would get right?
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You gotta be at least 38 years old and have an American Birth Certificate.
Maybe 38, but last I checked, Obama has proven that one does not need an actual American Birth Certificate. You just have to say over and over and over and over and over and over... that you do. Then produce something that any 3 year old could have made in Illustrator or Photoshop - even though you've said for the last 3 years that it doesn't exist...
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Its to bad our politicians dont think this way. It seems that fixing our problems is so fucking simple but the people in power refuse to do so.
Of course they refuse to clear this shit up. No matter how simple it would be to do so, they would suddenly be useless as tits on a bull if everything was unicorns and rainbows. Well, they're already useless, but it would be a helluva lot more noticeable if there wasn't a plethora of other bullshit to distract the sheeple of America.



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You gotta be at least 38 years old and have an American Birth Certificate.
35 last I checked and I see what you did there. Supposed to have to be a naturally born citizen, but nowadays I guess as long as you can get your hands on an American Birth Certificate, you're good.


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35 last I checked and I see what you did there. Supposed to have to be a naturally born citizen, but nowadays I guess as long as you can get your hands on an American Birth Certificate, you're good.
Shhhhh, the sheeple aren't supposed to know that! Damn you for reading the US Constitution! Nothing to see here people! Moderators, please close this thread.

Something, something, something... DAAAAAAARRK SIDE.


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