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So who wants to watch the fucktards storm area 51 on pay per view?

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Sounds like a blast. Is gonna come their way...

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Can't wait to see how the media spins this without being able to use the It's for the children! cry.
They'll prolly bus in a buncha illegals...you know, human shield, kids included - straight out of the terrorist handbook.

I'd answer the question for 'em by whippin' out that War of the Worlds phaser and vaporize the lot of 'em.
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If the high-tech goodies aren't ready for prime time, maybe dust off a few daisy cutters for nostalgia's sake?

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Creating social media hype takes much less effort than actually doing stuff so I'm doubting this will still be a "thing" by the time it's supposed to go down and even if some morons do decide to make this their 'Branch Davidian Woodstock 2019', then I guess we'll all get to see the antics play out in HD. If none of this is going to help me qualify for a home loan then I really just don't care.

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Creating social media hype takes much less effort than actually doing stuff so I'm doubting this will still be a "thing" by the time it's supposed to go down and even if some morons do decide to make this their 'Branch Davidian Woodstock 2019', then I guess we'll all get to see the antics play out in HD. If none of this is going to help me qualify for a home loan then I really just don't care.
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So who wants to watch the fucktards storm area 51 on pay per VICTIM ?



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Snowflakes hiking through rough terrain in summer?

Me thinks the bum rush to Area51 will last about 50-60 feet and a thousand Uber drivers will get stuck in the sand trying to pick them up to go home. Then, they'll run out of water and need to be rescued 50-60 feet from a paved road.

Please God give them the strength to make the quest. Maybe they can get Antifa to lead the way, after all aren't they battle harden warriors.

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1.3 million have pledged to rush area 51. I think a couple of Strike eagles loaded with napalm would make the leading edge of the rush into crispy critters and the rest would high tail it.
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Except for the shear stupidity of rushing 51 to get info I kinda want them to succeed so we can get some damn answers anyhow.

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Except for the shear stupidity of rushing 51 to get info I kinda want them to succeed so we can get some damn answers anyhow.
Answers to what?

I have no problem with the government keeping "some" secrets. For example the SR-71, the U-2, the F-117. Now if they just came out and said yeah we got some alien shit and we are using to reverse engineer stuff to make technological advances for all of mankind, I have no problem with that.
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Except for the shear stupidity of rushing 51 to get info I kinda want them to succeed so we can get some damn answers anyhow.
I don't necessarily want them to succeed but I sure as hell hope they actually try. LOL it will be hilarious

(though in reality, I do think the result would be as stated above----60 ft)

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Now if they just came out and said yeah we got some alien shit and we are using to reverse engineer stuff to make technological advances for all of mankind, I have no problem with that.
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25% of the worlds population would say "cool" if the gov came out a said they had aliens and tech. The other 75% would loose their shit and go to a level of full retard never before seen. Organized religion would end, countries would fail and complete chaos would ensue. Wars will start, trying to secure technology.

Nothing good will ever come out of them admitting a damn thing.

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1.3 million have pledged to rush area 51. I think a couple of Strike eagles loaded with napalm would make the leading edge of the rush into crispy critters and the rest would high tail it.
Im picturing the battle from Game of Thrones for some reason...


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Answers to what?



I have no problem with the government keeping "some" secrets. For example the SR-71, the U-2, the F-117. Now if they just came out and said yeah we got some alien shit and we are using to reverse engineer stuff to make technological advances for all of mankind, I have no problem with that.


I guess alien existence? I'm not versed on what else they hide there so I was only speaking for that.

Some secrets are vital absolutely, I don't think alien life is one though.



And I don't think it would kill religuon, they'd find a way to explain God creating them



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Im picturing the battle from Game of Thrones for some reason...


That wasnt a battle. It was pretty fucking one-sided. Same as those dumbasses rushing a government facility/installation/base/whatever-the-hell-it-is.


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Game of what?
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Im picturing the battle from Game of Thrones for some reason...
Isn't that called Larping, or something like that?

Here ya go....scary. They'll get all the secrets Area51 has to offer.


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Of course you all know that the government has moved all of the secrets from area 51 to area 52 don't you?

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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Area 51 where they practice run all of those Warthogs ?
That would be fun to watch that many idiots turned around by the sound of them .
It sounds like canvas being ripped with a backup chainsaw chorus , awesome non the less .

Come on it 'ill be fun ! They can't stop 1.5 million of us ..

Do it.....Do it.....
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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Area 51 where they practice run all of those Warthogs ?
That would be fun to watch that many idiots turned around by the sound of them .
It sounds like canvas being ripped with a backup chainsaw chorus , awesome non the less .

Come on it 'ill be fun ! They can't stop 1.5 million of us ..

Do it.....Do it.....
Actually the Hogs, at least here in Arizona where there is a majority of them practice just west of Tucson on the Barry Goldwater range.

I saw again a little snake and nape would have an awesome impact.
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Every access road will be blocked with Prius proof rocks and the only way to get anywhere close will be a cross country hike through nasty rattlesnake infested terrain. 90% of the little fucktards will balk at leaving the paved road and 9.9% will give up after the first mile. If any manage to cross the perimeter they will be rounded up and raped by the cammo dudes and fed to the reptilians as a special treat. Any military secrets will have been moved as a precaution anyway. I did read something somewhere about an anti-personnel laser system that uses an IR targeting system. Lase poor little Kirkpatrick on his pomade encrusted man bun for 500 msec. and watch him dance around like Michael Jackson in a Pepsi commercial. No need to kill 'em, just a nice 3rd degree burn on center mass will make most folks change their mind pretty quickly about whatever fuckery they're engaged in.

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