Stars were a way to support JKO before the sellout to floppy-headed frozen maple syrup overlords
I really don't know what the stars are supposed to mean and I don't think I see them on tapatalk anyways.
Yellow star = vendor (can pimp your commercial chit on JKO).
Red star = premium membership, only real "benefits" any more = uploads + TP access?
Theoretically reduces wait time for the busted-ass search function (so you get the "DB error" quicker ).
Blue star = red star benefits + a $10 donation to the Blue Ribbon Coalition (BRC = worthy cause IMHO).
Nah man, I just couldn't resist throwing down a completely unexpected response to screw with you
leave it to you to actually lay guilt on me for it...you're like the Jewish Mother-In-Law of JKO
But seriously, the BRC fights to keep trails open and maintained, so I digs me some blue star action.
Come to think of it, I'd be torn up something fierce taking credit for that BRC donation . . .
. . . man, that would just gnaw at me . . .
Every time I looked at that blue star, sharp pangs of guilt would prevent me from fully enjoying my time on JKO.
To assuage my overburdened conscience, I'd send ten bucks to the BRC just to be able to look myself in the mirror.
There, now that^ is a pretty fucked-up guilt trip properly laid out (Oy vey! )
EDIT: thanks for ruining it, snout! . . . but, seriously: kick-ass move, dude!
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