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post #1 of 32 Old 05-17-2019, 04:42 PM Thread Starter
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I gotta come clean


Ok.

It's time to get real.


This is gonna be heavy but I can no longer live my life under
such false pretenses without hating myself. I've gotta just reveal myself and this honest fucking nightmare of a mistake.
Here goes:




You see that blue star beside my nickname by my avatar?
I only paid for a red star this year yet that hasn't changed. I know,right? It's like some guardian is standing just over me or somethin'.
But, I'm a mod.
So fuck-off and deal with that shit.







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post #2 of 32 Old 05-17-2019, 04:46 PM
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I don't see anything and have no clue what you are talking about. I also realized I don't care.
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I care bud. I dont see any stars though maybe you got ripped off?
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Do you still have access to the Cake Farts thread? That's all that matters.
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Gobbled a lot of goo for that star then.


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Stolen valor, man





- --> send ten bucks to the BRC and your karmic balance will be restored



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I'm here to help you settle your guilty conscience

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You are just bragging now. Fuck the red star, fuck your blue star, fuck your purple star and thanks to the yellow stars.
Also buy a donut for a vet.

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You are just bragging now. Fuck the red star, fuck your blue star, fuck your purple star and thanks to the yellow stars.

Also buy a donut for a vet.
I really don't know what the stars are supposed to mean and I don't think I see them on tapatalk anyways.
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Do you still have access to the Cake Farts thread? That's all that matters.
I do. It is.


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You are just bragging now. Fuck the red star, fuck your blue star, fuck your purple star and thanks to the yellow stars.
Also buy a donut for a vet.
listen-here, Coilrod Suess , take you're hat and bad-attitude up the tree to your freaking bitch-ass dog party then Red-Coil-Blue-Coil, Go-Coil-Go...





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Stolen valor, man





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oOH.
leave it to you to actually lay guilt on me for it...you're like the Jewish Mother-In-Law of JKO


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This thread makes me want to watch A Star Is Born.

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I really don't know what the stars are supposed to mean and I don't think I see them on tapatalk anyways.
Stars were a way to support JKO before the sellout to floppy-headed frozen maple syrup overlords

Yellow star = vendor (can pimp your commercial chit on JKO).

Red star = premium membership, only real "benefits" any more = uploads + TP access?
Theoretically reduces wait time for the busted-ass search function (so you get the "DB error" quicker ).

Blue star = red star benefits + a $10 donation to the Blue Ribbon Coalition (BRC = worthy cause IMHO).




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oOH.
leave it to you to actually lay guilt on me for it...you're like the Jewish Mother-In-Law of JKO
Nah man, I just couldn't resist throwing down a completely unexpected response to screw with you







But seriously, the BRC fights to keep trails open and maintained, so I digs me some blue star action.






Come to think of it, I'd be torn up something fierce taking credit for that BRC donation . . .




. . . man, that would just gnaw at me . . .






Every time I looked at that blue star, sharp pangs of guilt would prevent me from fully enjoying my time on JKO.







To assuage my overburdened conscience, I'd send ten bucks to the BRC just to be able to look myself in the mirror.




There, now that^ is a pretty fucked-up guilt trip properly laid out (Oy vey! )


EDIT: thanks for ruining it, snout! . . . but, seriously: kick-ass move, dude!
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I do. It is.
Feel guilty no more sir. I threw BRC a $25 donation for their Vet Programs in your name. Happy Birthday man!
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Me: Spends 50k on a Jeep.

Also Me: $25 for a star? Fuck that.

“It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.”― Ronald Reagan
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I had a red star for years. Then my cousins in Toronto bought JKO, and "updated" some stuff. I personally lost the shorter search cool down time and some other stuff so I declined to renew. Still have trailer park access thou.

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This thread makes me want to watch A Star Is Born.
You're a Star-man, waiting in the sky....


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These things are sorta like the albatross that hung around the ancient mariners neck ; I honestly can't get rid of it.


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These things are sorta like the albatross that hung around the ancient mariners neck ; I honestly can't get rid of it.

Jeffrey I could use your help on my thread about the crush sleeve...

I put in a front torq and I'm wondering if the sounds I'm hearing are right or wrong...


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Good can you delete all the stupid Mazda threads up top now? I don’t want a Mazda if I did I would go to Mazda boards

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Jeffrey I could use your help on my thread about the crush sleeve...

I put in a front torq and I'm wondering if the sounds I'm hearing are right or wrong...


Does yours click everytime you turn the wheel?
Holy fucking shit. You do know that there is this thing called a PM. Private message.

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These things are sorta like the albatross that hung around the ancient mariners neck ; I honestly can't get rid of it.
Hey, fucklestick. I tried sending you a pm, but it says that you have chosen not to received pm's. WTF over?

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These things are sorta like the albatross that hung around the ancient mariners neck ; I honestly can't get rid of it.
Hey, fucklestick. I tried sending you a pm, but it says that you have chosen not to received pm's. WTF over?
Ain't caller ID a bitch?

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