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post #26 of 113 Old 05-06-2018, 03:20 PM
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You guys are the best. Thanks again so much for your support and I couldn't think of a better group of degenerates to crash a wedding so... I ain't scared! .


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Now I'm starting to reconsider that statement!

Although... I'd be proud to let any one of you take a whiff of my undies. Yes... I love y'all THAT much!
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Although... I'd be proud to let any one of you take a whiff of my undies. Yes... I love y'all THAT much!
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Everybody will say the key to a happy marriage is yada yada yada..... Bullshit, The real key is separate bathrooms
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It's not about the pee, it's about the lingering turd floater that leaves a trail in your undies and skids down the porcelain throne. The aroma of brown man cologne that infects the nostrils and burns the eyes. This is the reason I shit in my sons bathroom.

Marriage is a great and wonderful thing, especially when you find a good one. Not everyday is the happiest and best, but that is a part of life (or a part of her getting drunk and yakking on the bed and all you can do is laugh at the situation). Next Monday will be 7 years (I wrote 6 and had to count again) for us and no signs of slowing down. 2 kids in and 1 on the way (I was practicing for the big day, but I guess I showed up for the game that day).

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Congrats Stube! I wish you guys long lasting happiness.

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Well there seems to be some luck involved. But I guess that's subjective. For five years now we've yet to have a full-blown argument about anything. And out of the maybe 4 or 5 heated discussions that we've had, I was the one that for one reason or another came down hard... each time for what I feel was a justified concern or complaint. Every time, she has been receptive of my frustration or aggravation. I'm pretty convinced at this point that we're just not the fighting kind. Also... Neither of us drink so thankfully we have none of that drama or lack of judgement infecting the relationship. I miss having an ice-cold beer occasionally but because she's adamantly against either of us drinking and because of my family's history... it's a sacrifice that I have no problem with.

So everything is in motion now... waiting on guests to come into town so we're just making last minute preparations, running errands, and finalizing plans for the honeymoon.

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Well there seems to be some luck involved. But I guess that's subjective. For five years now we've yet to have a full-blown argument about anything. And out of the maybe 4 or 5 heated discussions that we've had, I was the one that for one reason or another came down hard... each time for what I feel was a justified concern or complaint. Every time, she has been receptive of my frustration or aggravation. I'm pretty convinced at this point that we're just not the fighting kind. Also... Neither of us drink so thankfully we have none of that drama or lack of judgement infecting the relationship. I miss having an ice-cold beer occasionally but because she's adamantly against either of us drinking and because of my family's history... it's a sacrifice that I have no problem with.

So everything is in motion now... waiting on guests to come into town so we're just making last minute preparations, running errands, and finalizing plans for the honeymoon.

Thank you guys again for everything. We absolutely appreciate the support.
What's crazy if we've both been on here long enough i remember the beginning of this relationship lol.

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What's crazy if we've both been on here long enough i remember the beginning of this relationship lol.

Congratulations man.
What's crazy is we've all had a relationship with Stubs public bathroom habits longer than he's known his wife.

Oh yeah, GOOD LUCK!
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I don't have all the wedding pics back yet so not many of those to post atm. Honestly I'm really exhausted atm and a bit crispy from too much sun.

We got back yesterday... Had a great time. I really enjoyed watching her reactions to so many new things that she'd never seen or experienced. I had originally wanted to go to Rockport but I'd heard that damage from hurricane Harvey is still pretty prevalent down there so we decided instead, to head to Galveston. Even though I lived on the island for many years, that was long ago and obviously a lot has changed. It was pretty damned packed when we arrived Sunday ( Mother's Day and Prom weekend together) but we managed to retreat down to the Strand to get away from most of the congestion. Trying not to write a book here, so quickly... We took a couple obligatory night-time strolls down the sand, took the ferry over to Bolivar to explore the old forts, saw some dolphins on the way back ( which I was hoping for since she'd never seen wild dolphins before), frolicked in the surf out at west beach which was just beautiful and quiet as usual, ate some great seafood... especially a fantastic experience at Willie G's, caught a beautiful sunrise out on East Beach, combed the beaches for seashells, etc, etc... basic tourist type things for the most part with a fairly romantic Stub-theme throughout. There was a lot that we didn't do but it's not too long of a drive so we're planning to go back and check-off a few more boxes that we didn't have time for this trip... Pleasure Pier, Moody Gardens Aquarium, etc.

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Right-On.
This made the latter part of a "meh" Wednesday brighten-up for me. Very well done, Stub. (she looks so happy!)


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Thanks guys. She's a damn solid person and at least in my eyes, she's one incredibly beautiful woman. I would always rather post pics of her than me haha. I dunno... I'm good TO her and seemingly good FOR her, so that's a fairly sweet buncha' bananas that she's pickin' right from the get go! Anyway... I'll share a fairly gay and sugary moment that I created for her this weekend...

I knew that she'd want to pick up some shells on the beach while we were there. So before the wedding I decided to buy some sort of glass container that she could eventually utilize to contain the aquatic waste. It needed to be pretty of course, and big enough to accommodate most seashells that we might find... Something romantic-looking would really seal the deal! I eventually found at a lobby associated with all sorts of hobbies, a heart-shaped glass bottle with a good sized opening like my ass has... so it seemed really quite appropriate! Bought it, wrapped it up, and hid it from her until after the trip.

Fast forward to the beach and accumulating shells.. and she asks me why I'm randomly scooping up beach-sand in an empty Gatorade bottle. I tell her that I like my martini's dry. And at this point I have to mention that I often enjoy interjecting a little MORE confusion into situations than what's probably necessary but don't lie... y'all do too. Anyway... that was that and we ended the day with 20 oz of sand and a good deal of small [mostly broken] shells and associated sea-crap as our bounty. On the way home she says that it would be neat to have something to put the shells in and I say "cool". For what it's worth to this riveting story... I think that she's kinda forgotten about the sand-filled plastic bottle in the trunk by now, which is right where I'd like her mind to be for this potentially monumental event. Also please understand that there has so far been some degree of sarcasm sprinkled throughout this tale. Figure that might be worth noting for anyone that has not yet read any of my ramblings.

After we were back home and things had settled down, she decided to take a look at her new-found treasures and clean 'em up ( which for some reason was also when I felt the need to share with her that seashells were once an intricate part of living creatures that are now dead). Anyhow... This was obviously the perfect time to give her the container. Damn!.. It was a solid home-run for sure. By the time that I reminded her of the debris-laden bottle of sand in in the car, she seemed like she might be tearing up! Success! We spent the rest of the evening filling up the cute lil' vessel ( actually medium-sized vessel from my experience with common North American jar sizes) and I gotta say that it's pretty neat. Now she's got a truly kick-ass medium-sized memento to commemorate this weekend and since it's not store bought, it's extra legit!

But I gotta say.. She treasures that little fuckin' thing and I like that. I like that I could do something so essentially effortless, that brings her so much heart-felt joy. Five years into this relationship and it's still so easy to do things like this because she's so deserving. She's shown me such genuine love, appreciation, respect, and desire, that it makes doing things like this seem second nature. Never thought I'd be married to someone who would constantly remind me of what an awesome thing 'enthusiasm' and 'happiness' are and I think that;s the coolest part of this story by far.

So shit... I better have a pic of this damn love-jar, huh? No biggie obviously but sometimes, as they say... It's the little things that sincerely matter.

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Very cool!

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. . . --> also, it's a good thing you didn't go to the beach in New Jersey

- a bottle full of hypodermic needles and used condoms doesn't sound nearly as charming

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Lol... Thanks, Ex. We actually had no choice but to go to the west end of the island in search of clean beaches. The east end is littered with so much trash from the dirty pigs that infect that place every warm weekend... You know... 34 family members, at least three in wheelchairs, all of 'em dumping bottles, fast-food containers, derelict grills and coolers, various broken beach toys, and fishing tackle. That shit just blankets the beach by the time they all head back to their mainland casa's Sunday night. But yea... At least we didn't tread upon any gently used rubbers or hypo-sticks down there.

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”’gently’ used rubbers” ?!?

as opposed to the melted, ripped , shredded , partially-chewed, painfully used type?





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Damn Stub.... you're making me all gushy mushy... I think, yea I really think.....would you Marry me Too??

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Let's start with a few play-dates and go from there. Not saying that it's out of the question but you better bring your A-game if you plan to pinch-hit for our team! Snuggler's and deep-throater's preferred!

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Hey Jeffery... Not all rubbers wind up battered and shredded! If you remember, the ones that I was selling were only a pin-prick away from a planned-parenthood advert! As my swim-coach used to always tell me... sometimes the prettiest prophylactics hold the darkest secrets.

And what the hell?? Now I'm craving deep-fried cheddar-cheese flavored condoms for lunch! You guys ain't right!

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