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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"
The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."
Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"
The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
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Originally Posted by Clone7
When you die, you see your life going by in a flash.
Steve Jobs didn't - Apple doesn't support Flash.