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post #12601 of 12806 Old 03-09-2019, 08:33 PM
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I think that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..... the air gun is about 10 inches in diameter
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I think that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..... the air gun is about 10 inches in diameter

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Sure my rig has seen the trail, but I wheel it like a soccer mom looking for a parking spot at Nordstroms.
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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"

"First Place!," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:

"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

"I'm entering," says Pinocchio.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
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1. Open google maps
2. Search for Legacy Park Drive, Brambleton Va
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I think too much of a pressure variant between Earth and outer-space... lack of oxygen... something like that.
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Oh man this is good.

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Well, this explains a lot...
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Sounds family friendly-lol

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That's because they have heard that The Winslow is here...

The 14 Accepted Signs of Divinity, as seen in Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire, are partially enumerated in chapter 3 of a body of work entitled The Herodotus Complex, written by one P'Oilgof Livy. They include:

Vanquish evil
Provide a code of ethics
Heal the afflicted
Blight the crops
Convert the heathen
Call down the lightning
Corrupt the innocent
Eat the moon
Answer the phone before it rings
Be the Winslow

The remaining four are not given. Excerpts from The Herodotus Complex appear in all eight issues of Buck Godot: The Gallimaufry as prefaces.

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That's because they have heard that The Winslow is here...

The 14 Accepted Signs of Divinity, as seen in Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire, are partially enumerated in chapter 3 of a body of work entitled The Herodotus Complex, written by one P'Oilgof Livy. They include:

Vanquish evil
Provide a code of ethics
Heal the afflicted
Blight the crops
Convert the heathen
Call down the lightning
Corrupt the innocent
Eat the moon
Answer the phone before it rings
Be the Winslow

The remaining four are not given. Excerpts from The Herodotus Complex appear in all eight issues of Buck Godot: The Gallimaufry as prefaces.
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Page 3, frame 4.
The Winslow P1
The Winslow P2
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You should find a wheeling trip to make.

You’ve clearly been inside too long.

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Well played, my friend. Well played!

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This is for sale for $40k....

I see it around town every so often and came across the CL add scrolling through my "jeep" search.

It may have a turbo

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This is for sale for $40k....

I see it around town every so often and came across the CL add scrolling through my "jeep" search.

It may have a turbo
I've never before been aware of a chromed "angry fivehead" grille

With all the bling stuck on, looks like it was someone's Mr. Potato Head doll.


If you buy into that^^^ premise, here's the next logical step . . .


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