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Drunken pool party pics

We had a damn good time. The slip n slide was fun - and painful. I'm gonna post some pics here when I wade through them all. Here are four pics that pretty much represent how the party went though:



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looks pretty fun to be gay.

JK looks like it was a fun time. OK, I ma gonning to drive over stuff. HAve a good day. or whatever
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[QUOTE=karnuvore;149302]We had a damn good time.



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After some painful trial and error by Wyatt and myself, we learned that putting a kiddie pool full of water about 3/4 the way down slows down your momentum enough that you only slide about 5-10' off the end of the plastic. That way you dont hit the fence (like I did).


It got dangerous when we started going 2, 3, 4 at a time. Multiple wipe outs (including a 110 rottweiler going upside down in mid air).


This was the EXACT moment that Billy realized he had lost his wedding ring in a huge pile up. He actually found it after raking the bottom the yard.


Jake kept whining about having dirt in his eye.


Clark showed up but did NOT go down the slide. I was terribly disappointed.


We are NOT inbred in Polk County.


Proof that some of us aren't gay.


Obligatory keg shot.


Life is tough.


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Round 3 of the slip n slide. The women finally got drunk enough to play. No tops came off so it was useless.




Long haired hippy freaks met my jeep freaks. They meshed well.


I am about to WIPE OUT wee man Scott "Hip" Harley in this shot.


LOL wyatt screaming past the end of the slide. The mud at the bottom had about the same effect as sand paper. I am sliced to hell.


This was after the lesbian scene.


LOL


An orgy broke out right after this scene.


Sun goes down. Party Continues. Crown Royal keeps em honest.

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The party starts to deteriorate at this point.


Underwater lesbian scene.


LOL


Strange creatures lurking in the pool. Jake never got out of the pool but drank about 20 beers. My pool is now yellow.


No nips. No lips. Right?


That chick on the left does this thing w/ her tongue....


I became a poor host and switched to Jam mode. We TORE IT UP!


Mike "Mighty" Flynn is probably the most gifted musician I have ever had the pleasure of jamming with. Can play, literally, any instrument.


Last pic of the night. Around 2 AM this drunk monkey wakes up from his crown royal induced coma and proceeds to smear pork all over his face and my entire kitchen. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Arlen "Corndog" Ledbetter.



Notable moments at the party:

Watching two girls ride down the slide on top of each other.

Snorting a line of Crown Royal (never again).

Living here for 6 years and saying over and over I wanna have a huge slip n slide party - and finally doing it.

Planning next year's slip n slide (we're gonna rent a bobcat).

Hot tub chicks doing hoochie dances.

Floating a keg.

Not burning the ribs or butts! A new record for me!!!



Videos to come....
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LOL, you bunch of freaks,,,,and I use that term in the best possible manner..looks like a great party. Next time, just build a ramp at the bottom of the slide so you miss the fence...

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I think we're gonna dig a hole next year, line it w/ plastic, fill it w/ water. Talkign about putting some humps in the yard as well to catch some air.
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Apparently dude knows how to throw a party..... slip and slide, snorting crown, chicks, floating a keg...

However you lose a few cool points for no female gratuitous nudity shots and even more for the man-ass... that is actually considered a foul.

Other than that. BRILLIANT!!!



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haha, looks fun. late night jammin is what kept me up last night till 6am. nothin better then aucustic jam session at sunrise
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Looks like it was a blast! This is what it was like back home in Los Angeles recently:



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rofl Karn. When we got home from summerfest I played guitar for about a hour and thought of you guys. Rooster gave me some good incite about you today when he was riding shotgun on Dishpan.

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lol...dont believe him!
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Looks like you all had fun.
Just gotta ask how the hell are all you Floridians still as pale as a bunch of Alaskans after a long winter?

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More muddy man boobs than I needed to see, but looks like a great time.

Your wife has a beautiful smile. What kind of friggin bet did she lose, that she wound up with you?

(Shoulda gotten some audio of that jam......um....or not.)

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It was all good brother.

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Looks like you all had fun.
Just gotta ask how the hell are all you Floridians still as pale as a bunch of Alaskans after a long winter?
Cuz most of them arent from here. Im the brown one in the bunch.
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3 more pics I liked..

Quality pork product being consumed by Mr. Bogan:


Hot lesbian action:


Cool bubble pic:
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Looks like fun I'll be watchin for ya next year

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Haha, looks like a great time. That submersible camera you gave her came in really handy didn't it?

Slip and slide insanity! Congrats, no broken bones after all.

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I'm gonna take pics of Jami and I's matching bruises/scratches and post them.

Yeah the camera kicked ass. I have a waterproof camcorder but frogot to charge the battery and got way too drunk/lazy to bother. I thought the wife did and shot video but I was apparently wrong on that. Oh well.

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Looks like a great time - sorry we missed it - next year?
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Looks like fun I'll be watchin for ya next year
Definitely next year. I see this party getting big eventually. Tshirts? hahaha "I went to karnuvores drunken pool party and all I got was this lousy T shirt and a bruise"
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I pee'd in Dave fridge and he gave me this tshirt.

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Jake promised my wife he was going to throw up in my kitchen and she countered by saying she'd piss on his living room floor.
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