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post #1 of 46 Old 04-06-2017, 01:34 AM Thread Starter
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Why Jeeps are the new ford taurus...

Had (3) TJ's and remember when we used to wave at each other as we pass...now every 3rd vehicle out of 10 is a 4 door jeep wrangler with the soccer mom or the tech geek who cruises the mall. Sad day. Just bought my first JK and want to send it over a cliff. The vendors are nothing but money grubbing a-holes and it appears that there are more opinions than there are real answers.

Also, congrats to the entitled millennial(s) who managed to change the search box to a brown icon with a magnifying glass for searching forum topics. Probably made six figures in doing so. Tried to search for AEV lift kits only to come up with non AEV topics. Great resource here. Also appreciate the myriad of bullshit forum topics such as "chit chat", "dirty laundry", "what my teenage daughter did at summer camp", " my wife's multi-ethnic double sided dildo" and so on...

Way to whore yourself out "JK Owners...aka posers" dot com. I am sure my inbox will be full of Allstate Insurance emails or offers for a time share in Cabo at any moment. Anyone want a 2016 2 door rag top to compete with the 30 something soccer mom? I would rather restore a 1985 Ford Taurus at this point....
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KPeters 1986 Ford Taurus LX restoration blog - Taurus Car Club of America : Ford Taurus Forum

I couldn't find anything on the '85 real quick, but this might get you in the right neighborhood.

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re: old Ford Taurus preferable to AEV Jeep$

you won't find much that panders to a " bought" JK/JKU modifier around here. AEV seems to conotate w/ drop CA 'geometry'brackets , a tire size tool and maybe a wheel or two that crack under heavy use. Generally , bolt on overpriced soccer mom or " overland" marketing schills or products don't go far to impress or entice jko interest. yes, a wife's dildo ( look up your sphincter for yours ) will be of more interest on here than buying overpriced Hemi upgrades ,not that they don't have their place.

This turd nugget OP seems like a swell guy. He needs to know his data / email addresses are not unsafe from simple forum membership . Poor former TJ owner is just scared to finally ask how to use a search engine is all. Here, whiny man...





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1985 ford taurus eh? You mise well throw in the 1996 jeep wrangler in the deal buddy...
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Hi! Welcome to JKOwners!!

Another site you'll love is www.pirate4x4.com we're just a sub forum from them, they are more for the hardcore Jeepers, they'll wave at you, help you unpack your lunch etc. by all means go over and make yourself at home!

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I would rather restore a 1985 Ford Taurus at this point....
Please, by any means, go. https://www.fordtaurus.net/forums/
Do us all a favour and sell your jk...and your computer.

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Crap! Now I have to buy a Taurus to be cool? Will it never end? And an 85 to boot? I wonder if I can find someone to trade for my wife's Avalon? I'm certain she'd understand.
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Crap! Now I have to buy a Taurus to be cool? Will it never end? And an 85 to boot? I wonder if I can find someone to trade for my wife's Avalon? I'm certain she'd understand. I guess I am safe since they didn't start making them until 86.
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I happen to own a JK and a Taurus - does that mean we can be friends? I'm assuming not, since it's not an '85.
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Don't forget the gold/champagne color that were on those vehicles too. Ford has actually come back out with that color again. Saw it on an F-150 and said to my friend, what the hell was Ford and you thinking. It was ugly then and still ugly now.

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Awwwww did Someone pee in your Cheerios?
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Maybe he likes pee in his cheerios.
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Maybe he likes pee in his cheerios.


Ahahahahahaahahaha. That's some kinky shit. Wonder what forum sent him.


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Ever see two girls one cup? Google that shit. LOL


nooooo!!! I've heard enough about it to not even get curious to check.


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Crap! Now I have to buy a Taurus to be cool? Will it never end? And an 85 to boot? I wonder if I can find someone to trade for my wife's Avalon? I'm certain she'd understand.
No. You could just stick a popcicle up your ass.
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What's the best lift for a Taurus?
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Draken hands down
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this is one way to get lifted by a taurus


<edit: oh, he said FOR a taurus....>

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