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karnuvore
04-07-2009, 01:22 PM
I am kicking around the idea of buying a keg (or two), throwing some ribs and boston butts on the grill, and having a pool party around June here at my house. I dont live in that big of a house, dont have that big of a pool, but I have broken my neighbors in nicely over the years w/ the debauchery going on at my house; enough that they probably wouldn't call the cops if we shut up by 2 AM. I have bonfires down at the bottom of the hill as well - so the party can continue into the night (if you dont mind mosquitos).

Anyways, if you think you would maybe attend, check the poll. I've been kicking this idea around and I think it's time. My wife is gonna $hit herself.

Parking is not an issue - there is a 2 acre lot nearly across the street from me that is a "city park." There is nothing there and all the neighbors let their party goers park there. As far as what to bring - I would reckon your drinking shoes and hat, sunscreen, and a designated driver. I have couch and floor space as well as my son's star wars sheets bed. God knows Ive had enough hippies crashed out all over the house over the years - I could tolerate you jeepers well enough :thefinger:

Let's see if youre interested. I'm not dropping the coin for the kegs and food unless I see a decent reply.

Dave

WTF_LOL
04-07-2009, 02:56 PM
I clicked yes so....see ya then? I am down to party.

Did you say travel expense was included?

bfj aka tambil
04-07-2009, 02:57 PM
Im getting to old to keep working so hard anyway.

Thinking maybe its time to start having some fun. LOL

Hope this becomes a good party.. :)

karnuvore
04-07-2009, 02:57 PM
lol that's why I made the poll where I could see who posted. Bastards lol.

StubEXrube
04-07-2009, 03:54 PM
My wife is gonna $hit herself.

Party games have changed a lot since I was young. :D

:beer:

SimpleMan
04-07-2009, 04:45 PM
Party games have changed a lot since I was young. :D

:beer:
Now that's freaking funny!! :laughing:

SDMF
04-07-2009, 04:58 PM
Party games have changed a lot since I was young. :D

:beer:

ROFLMFAO , thanks for that laugh stub. :bawling::bawling:

CONVICT
04-07-2009, 05:08 PM
Travel Expenses included eh? Im in, I'll need $500 for gas, let me know if paypal works for you ;)

idrivejeep
04-07-2009, 06:36 PM
Damn hell of a drive for beer and meat, but it is tempting.

Mmmm Beer.:homersimpson:

Jester
04-07-2009, 06:39 PM
I'm in for sure as long as you plan this on my days off. I will stumble home drunk off my ass.:beer:

karnuvore
04-07-2009, 07:30 PM
We're getting close to me pulling the trigger on this. Keep checking yes on the poll. Oh yeah, I forgot, Jake lives about 200 yards from me - I volunteer HIS house as well lol.

dave

ka3pit
04-07-2009, 07:31 PM
Now that's freaking funny!! :laughing:



:stirthepot::laughing2::laughing2:

STUPIDFACE
04-07-2009, 08:24 PM
Is the gay cruise closer than florida?:laughing2::laughing2::bawling::bawling:

corey d

DataByte
04-08-2009, 02:16 AM
it would give me an excuse to visit my parents (which they would love) in Garden Grove, then come over to party a little bit.

hansonian
04-08-2009, 11:27 AM
Count me in. Since my wife left and took half my stuff with her I got no reason to hang around my house.

karnuvore
04-08-2009, 01:34 PM
OK looks like Im gonna prolly do this...I'll get a date in a few days.

STUPIDFACE
04-09-2009, 09:54 AM
Is the gay cruise closer than florida?:laughing2::laughing2::bawling::bawling:

corey d


Well, i guess nobody appreciates my brand of humor....:thefinger::D

corey d

HITMONEY
04-09-2009, 10:05 AM
Date dependent.. sounds like a memory that wouldn't soon be forgotten.

:beer:

gold knight
04-09-2009, 10:45 AM
Well, i guess nobody appreciates my brand of humor....:thefinger::D

corey dI lol'ed, just didn't comment:thefinger:

Guess I'll have to sign up for the gay cruise with Corey. Just can't seem to make it down Florida way.

smokey
04-09-2009, 07:30 PM
Hell, I might even have to drive up from South FLA for this event? :DI think you should talk to Hitmoney to find out about how he throws his monthly meet n greets to get some ideas on entertainment. :grinpimp:

karnuvore
04-09-2009, 07:59 PM
Im thinking abou talking to my buddy about having a band....Ive pushed the neighbors HARD before - but this would be a new kind of hard. I dunno. Jake - call me or PM me w/ your days off in June on a saturday.

bfj aka tambil
04-10-2009, 09:03 PM
?Invite the neighbors??

karnuvore
04-13-2009, 07:33 AM
No neighbors. One is a crazy cat lady and the other - well he's nice - but not the partying type.

OK..here's the date of the pool party: June 27th. I will post up directions and a map to my house (this is your big chance people who hate me - you can firebomb my house!).

My wife thinks the band idea is a bad idea - so I'll probably do it lol.

Grant211
04-13-2009, 08:38 AM
put me down as a 50/50. Wedding anniversary is that weekend. I might be out of town.



A little hijack - Dave - can you make your signature any bigger?

karnuvore
04-13-2009, 09:13 AM
Im trying....they wont let me.

Alec W
04-13-2009, 01:32 PM
In. WTF_LOL is the designated driver so I can drink :beer::beer:

Grant211
04-13-2009, 05:00 PM
Dave, if you can make it like this party thing i did last August... i'll try my damndest....to be there.

This is from last August

YouTube - Gentlemen's Weekend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlHJYJr_B4o)


I know you can't add the nascar thing, but damn if you come close the couch bobsled..... damn...i'm there:beer:

Jester
04-13-2009, 05:20 PM
Grant that looked like one hell of a trip. I use to go to Livestock when I lived near Tampa and have witnessed mud skying behind pick up trucks. It was very similar to the couch bob sled. I'm sure with the incline in Daves yard we can think of something.

karnuvore
04-13-2009, 05:41 PM
Well...given teh incline - I had already decided to buy some of that REALLY wide plastic sheeting and set up the mother of all slip n slides in the back yard. That otta be good for a few broken bones. I gotta clean up my rape shack at the bottom of the hill - in case anyone wants to have some loving or get away for some private partying.

I thought about a slip n slide from teh top of my property, through the gate, across the backyard, to the bottom of the hill. The chain link fence should stop you just fine. :thefinger:

Any ideas on stupid sh!t we can do? I have a horrible yard for horse shoes - but I'd like to get a championship horse shoes game going somehow.

Edit: At the risk of getting this thread merged (:thefinger:), I dare someone to post this party on the other forum lol.

karnuvore
05-27-2009, 11:57 AM
Bump...I haven't forgotten. Have you?

Grant211
05-27-2009, 12:08 PM
I'm leaving for Tampa on June 27th... going to a Ray's game (cool anniversary gift, huh?)

Have fun and take plenty of pics....

karnuvore
06-21-2009, 09:08 PM
OK....

This party is saturday. It starts at - let's say noon and runs til we either run out of booze or the cops show up. Ive had parties last 10 hours AFTER I passed out. So no pressure there.

I will post up detailed directions to my house this week. My phone number is 863.412.9530. I rarely answer my phone so leave a message.

People have asked what to bring and the only thing I can think of is your drink of choice if budweiser keg beer is not your drink of choice. I will be smoking up some ribs and boston butts - maybe a tenderloin. Will do a few beer can chickens and maybe hotdogs and hamburgers to tide us over. I dont do salad and stuff - if you like green stuff - you know the rest. I wanted to paint my pool deck before this party but never got around to. So I have a HOT ASS pool deck cuz the guy who owned the house before me put house paint down w/ no cool decking. So you might wanna bring some shoes you dont mind getting wet if you have sensitive tootsies on your feetsies.

I still plan on having the gigantic slip n slide in the backyard. I have no idea how that will work out and hope my home owners insurance will cover me when you break your arm or leg. If your neck snaps, we'll just bury you in the swamp and tell your spouse you never showed up. We'll then divy up your jeep parts and continue the party.

Horse shoes across the street in the "park." Should be interesting. If you play an instrument, bring it. I'm gonna invite some of my ne'er do well friends and see if they can annoy you sufficiently w/ their acoustic jazz infuzed bluegrass ****faced music. Should be interesting if it works out.

I was gonna do a fire pit at night - but it's too damn hot to bother. I dunno about you but I dont wanna sit around a campfire when it's hot as balls outside.

Updates to come I am sure....

karnuvore
06-23-2009, 10:57 AM
Here you go - if you're coming - Im bringing you in from Highway 27. If you are coming from the extreme west and that's a PITA, send me a PM and I'll get you better directions...

From 27:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/zoomedout.jpg


Zoomed in on my neighborhood:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/zoomedin.jpg


Aerial view with details:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/zoomedindetails.jpg

When parking across the street - remember we are setting up horse shoes there so get out of the line of fire unless you just like dents in your jeep.

SDMF
06-23-2009, 11:02 AM
Make sure you take a few pics Karn. Drunk people breaking limbs on a huge slip and die should make for some funny pics.

karnuvore
06-23-2009, 11:09 AM
I bought my wife a camera for her birthday today that can be submerged to 33'. Check!

The Joker
06-23-2009, 03:26 PM
Damn. I wish I could make it down there!!!

FARMBOY
06-23-2009, 04:23 PM
damn...a rape shack and everything. Cant believe Im going to miss this one!

SDMF
06-23-2009, 04:42 PM
Dave, why is your pool green?:thefinger:

Grant211
06-23-2009, 04:58 PM
that picture of your house doesn't do it justice.... your driveway is at like a 40 degree decline... freakin awesome....

Crazy X
06-23-2009, 05:14 PM
Grant you should Bring your Snatch to the Rap Hut

nourlmt
06-23-2009, 06:57 PM
Sounds like a really good time too bad your too far for me.Post the date and I'll ad to the drunk posts!!:beer:

Who's gonna pourbuckets of mud in your jeeps while they're all parked side by side?!:bounce:

karnuvore
06-23-2009, 07:56 PM
Dave, why is your pool green?:thefinger:

LOL I was waiting on that. I dont get my neighbors. They pour chemicals into their pools all winter long that they cant swim in cuz it's too cold. I turn mine into a frog pond then worry about it around march.



Idea: If people show up early enough and are still sober enough - a run out to the poinciana dunes would be fun! Maybe play in the mud out there and climb some hills?

It's an idea anyways.

Jester
06-24-2009, 02:11 AM
Idea: If people show up early enough and are still sober enough - a run out to the poinciana dunes would be fun! Maybe play in the mud out there and climb some hills?

It's an idea anyways.

Sober Enough!! Thats funny!!

karnuvore
06-24-2009, 01:04 PM
lol yeah that doesnt sound too good does it? lol

karnuvore
06-25-2009, 07:24 PM
Bring a chair unless you wanna sit on the ground. I have a shortage of chairs. I bought the meat and reserved the keg today. The rest is up to mother nature and your lazy ass.

Jester
06-26-2009, 09:58 PM
Bump!! Make sure you guys show up and represent the JKOwners!

DataByte
06-27-2009, 01:45 AM
wont be there... woulda called in but its already a short week, and a double shift...
if you go to the dunes on Sunday though, let me know and I will meet you there and show you all up again..

karnuvore
06-27-2009, 10:17 AM
Keg is tapped. Butts and ribs went on the smoker at 10 am. Waiting on ice from the wife. Oh and it's G damn raining! Let's do this thing.

WTF_LOL
06-27-2009, 10:25 AM
Keg is tapped. Butts and ribs went on the smoker at 10 am. Waiting on ice from the wife. Oh and it's G damn raining! Let's do this thing.


remember pix or it didn't happen. that ain't Vegas and I want to see incriminating photos :thefinger:

karnuvore
06-27-2009, 10:28 AM
When the slackers get here - I'll start posting pics.

Proud Rebel
06-27-2009, 10:30 AM
Is that a pool I see in that picture, maybe some of us will wear our thongs by the pool, :laughing2: mmmm, ribs and butts ya say with beer. I wished I could make it down there!:grinpimp:

guinness
06-27-2009, 10:38 AM
Have fun and:beer::thefinger: just had a shower up here officially rained for 23 days straight up here.

DataByte
06-27-2009, 02:46 PM
My body decided that it would only let me have 3 hours of sleep today for my 14 hour overnight shift tonight.
I didn't agree, but I guess I don't get a choice.
Going to be a long night!
Post some stuff to make me feel better... or worse...

karnuvore
06-27-2009, 06:55 PM
This is before ... wait til you see after (I am very drunk w/ a well tuned mandolin):
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0040.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0041.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0042.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0044.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0045.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0046.jpg

Man this is starting to get insane....later.

Jester
06-28-2009, 12:16 AM
Damn!!!! What a great party I am driuunk as heel and had a great time. The slipa and sid was the ****t aqnd and my boduy feelks like its is skinned alle over. I can;t waut to see the pics or maybe I can I dunno know. I had a great time and it wa s great toos see you guys!! The beer was great anbd the food was awaesome and the slip and slude was the shirt!!!!!

Sorry in advance I am fdrunk!!:beer:

WTF_LOL
06-28-2009, 06:33 AM
I just hgot home myself. It is so beautiful here i mam just thinking buot stayin awake and hittin the trtails. Hope you all had a good evenin as well :beer:v:beer: wish I coudl have been there to habng out with yall in person

WTF_LOL
06-28-2009, 06:35 AM
oh and i might have stolen that for a quote you drunken basteard

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 06:43 AM
LMAO I was about to put that quote in my sig as well.

WTF_LOL
06-28-2009, 06:44 AM
are you still awake karny or didyou already wake up

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 06:48 AM
woke up...had about 6 hours of sleep. Woke up, cleaned the mess up, took a shower. I'm fresh as a daisy. We professional drunks recover well. Wife is another story. She's hurtin fo certain.

Jester
06-28-2009, 06:56 AM
oh and i might have stolen that for a quote you drunken basteard


Wow! I was drunk as hell. I guess it took me getting drunk and posting to get someone to quote me. Cool!!

I had such a great time and yes us professionals do recover quick. I woke up about 7 am after going to bed at about 3 am. My wife is still knocked out upstairs. I must drink lots of water.

Great time!!!!!!!:beer:

karnuvore
07-07-2009, 06:39 AM
Well it's official...

Got a text last night from Jake saying that our buddy Dan has "seperated ribs" (per Xray) secondary to playing on the slip in slide at MY PARTY! I gotta admit - I am proud.

Clark
07-09-2009, 03:57 PM
Sorry I'm a little late in saying we had a damn good time. My ribs hurt the next day too!! from laughin'
The pics are great. Maybe next time y'all will get me on the slide