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redneckhouston
03-12-2009, 01:39 PM
since us folks from texas cant get our own area, can we crash here?

having to shack up with all the tree huggers from cali aint workin

how about a texas sub-sub forum in florida ?

N2rock
03-12-2009, 01:48 PM
Woo Hoo... Yeee Haw!

Let's take over!
:nuke:

mikeyfl
03-12-2009, 02:01 PM
you guys can stay here (http://www.sanantoniofla.com/index.php). :D

07_Rubi
03-12-2009, 02:01 PM
Awesome - I'll make myself right at home! :smokin::beer:

H8T2W8T
03-12-2009, 02:09 PM
As long as you all have green cards:thefinger::laughing:

venom
03-12-2009, 02:17 PM
I lived in FL for 15 yrs so I kinda belong here :innocent:

jeffmarion
03-12-2009, 02:41 PM
I've been to Disney World... Does that count :thefinger:

We will be just like the mooching relative you can't get rid of....:thefinger:

N2rock
03-12-2009, 03:04 PM
I lived in FL for 15 yrs so I kinda belong here :innocent:

I've been to Disney World... Does that count :thefinger:


I vacationed in FL every year growing up. And visited Disney World as well. So I think I can at least get a visitors pass :grinpimp: See- my smiley is even wearing the proper hat :grinpimp:

Jason
03-12-2009, 03:06 PM
Glad to see you Texas guys stoppin' by. :D

Grant211
03-12-2009, 03:29 PM
bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yeah... the texan's are here

what is this brokeback mountain moving to florida:thefinger:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z115/Edithpearlsmom/100_1340.jpg

rooster
03-12-2009, 03:46 PM
That just aint right Grant. :laughing: Wheres your hospitality?

Welcome to Florida Texans! While visiting just dont shoot the Mexicans cause they are actually Cubans. Your not the only one with border problems. :thefinger:

Hey Im just kidding guys! Thats payback for all the redneck jokes. lol

Crazy X
03-12-2009, 03:54 PM
Hey whats up with those CUBAN Jokes :pissed: I happen to be friends with a few of them:pissed: I happen to have some in my Family :pissed:


Hell I think Im even a CUBAN :bawling:



































But Im Made in the USA :)

thebigtman
03-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Haha, that's some funny stuff.

Thanks for letting us use your forum until we get our own.

ka3pit
03-12-2009, 04:01 PM
Hey you smelly cow pokin basterds come on in,us hillbillies don't mind:thefinger::thefinger:

kerryp
03-12-2009, 04:06 PM
Damn, I lost the pool, i figured 3 hours before someone took me up on the idea to start a thread in the FL section,,,,,well guess I'll kick my shoes off and and just keep poking the Fl guys with a stick until they convince Lance to give us a forum,,,,,,it called delegatin :thefinger:

rooster
03-12-2009, 04:06 PM
Hey whats up with those CUBAN Jokes :pissed: I happen to be friends with a few of them:pissed: I happen to have some in my Family :pissed:


Hell I think Im even a CUBAN :bawling:
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Hell I had you in mind Jose!! :thefinger:

You know Im kidding bro! I knew you would be the one to answer. lol

karnuvore
03-12-2009, 04:40 PM
Hablamos Espanol......You guys should feel right at home.

thebigtman
03-12-2009, 04:41 PM
Hablamos Espanol......You guys should feel right at home.

Press 2 to continue in English.

Crazy X
03-12-2009, 04:42 PM
Its all good. I thought you would get a kick out of that. I did marry a
Redneck " GRINGA " Does that make me AMERICAN :usa:

Crazy X
03-12-2009, 04:44 PM
Press 2 to continue in English.

Now Thats Funny :D

hansonian
03-12-2009, 05:01 PM
i spent a few years living in texas so i can't complain about you guys invading here. just bring enough lone star beer for the crowd and i doubt anyone will mind.:beer:

Jester
03-12-2009, 06:32 PM
Jeeps in Texas?? I thought the only things from Texas were steers and queers??:thefinger:


Welcome!!:beer::beer:

RotorHead
03-12-2009, 06:49 PM
I was born in Texas and grew up in Florida. Got smart and moved to Georgia. Mind if I bring my homeys up in here too? :massey:

rooster
03-12-2009, 07:04 PM
Mike your part of us already anyway so come on!

Jose, your probably more American than me! lol Im part Indian (whoo whoo indian not the dot kind) and Italian.

rooster
03-12-2009, 07:04 PM
I was born in Texas and grew up in Florida. Got smart and moved to Georgia. Mind if I bring my homeys up in here too? :massey:

Hey you ever going to answer my PM??? Hows a hundred and call it even?

redneckhouston
03-12-2009, 07:39 PM
Hey you ever going to answer my PM??? Hows a hundred and call it even?

hey, dont be tryin to hijack this thread!!!!!!!!!!

im busy tryin to hijack and entire state forum!!!!

bfj aka tambil
03-12-2009, 07:46 PM
Welcome to the Florida section...

Just remember there is NO voting here.... ROFL...

Just had to throw something into this hilarious thread... Now I want to visit Texas.

karnuvore
03-12-2009, 08:05 PM
Hey you ever going to answer my PM???

Hello pot?

Yeah this is Kettle.

Hey, you're black.

CHECK YO DAMN PMs!

RotorHead
03-12-2009, 08:44 PM
Hey you ever going to answer my PM??? Hows a hundred and call it even?

Yeah, sounds good man. I haven't been by there yet, but I'm sure he still has some. I was waiting to talk to the guy before I pm'd you back, but I got busy and didn't.

When are you heading to Bristol? I'm heading to River Rock for the weekend tomorrow but I'll go by on Monday or Tuesday and pick up the tank.

We should just make it a ticket to the race and a spot in your camper, but I doubt I'd be able to make it. I've got my daughter that weekend.

RotorHead
03-12-2009, 08:46 PM
Hello pot?

Yeah this is Kettle.

Hey, you're black.

CHECK YO DAMN PMs!

He said Pot. :smokin:

karnuvore
03-12-2009, 09:02 PM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/alovely619/smallbob.jpg

Grant211
03-13-2009, 04:34 AM
Mike your part of us already anyway so come on!

Jose, your probably more American than me! lol Im part Indian (whoo whoo indian not the dot kind) and Italian.

That's funniest thing i've read in a while..... :laughing:

thebigtman
03-13-2009, 06:56 AM
Jester - I like your avatar. I love that series.

N2rock
03-13-2009, 07:18 AM
wow- the FL guys are as talkative and as good at thread-jacking as us TX's are. Maybe TX doesn't need it's own forum after all. We can just have one big-ass party right here in the FL forum!

thebigtman
03-13-2009, 07:20 AM
Quick...somebody put on some Tejano music.

Grant211
03-13-2009, 07:24 AM
Quick...somebody put on some Tejano music.

only if i see the mexican hat dance video

Jester
03-13-2009, 09:12 AM
Jester - I like your avatar. I love that series.


Yep was my favorite series now my second favorite Rescue Me is #1. FX Networks Kicks ASS!!!

hutch
03-13-2009, 11:39 AM
WooHoo! finally a place to stay. :D

jkdrone
03-13-2009, 01:44 PM
Hey, I slept on the floor of the greyhound station in Jacksonville for a few nights about 14 years ago - does that make me an honorary Floridian? Or is that Floradite, or Floradactyl, or Floridosapian?!

!c

07_Rubi
03-13-2009, 01:48 PM
rofl

karnuvore
03-13-2009, 02:44 PM
No...that makes you a hobo.

venom
03-13-2009, 04:25 PM
No...that makes you a hobo.

He didnt say anything about liking men
oh wait hoBo!

nevermind :thefinger:

Crazy X
03-13-2009, 06:32 PM
Those Texans should feel @ home with those RAINBOW people that live there.:rainbow:

I am referring to the Ocala National Forest

atxengr
03-16-2009, 05:10 PM
Hey, I slept on the floor of the greyhound station in Jacksonville for a few nights about 14 years ago - does that make me an honorary Floridian? Or is that Floradite, or Floradactyl, or Floridosapian?!

!c

Haha, awesome. I spent a week in Ft. Lauderdale last year. I think that makes me an honorary Floradactyl!!! Yes?

thebigtman
03-16-2009, 05:46 PM
I slept with a few women from Florida. Does that count? Who knows I might have family there! :D

karnuvore
03-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Dad??? Is that you??

Grant211
03-16-2009, 06:58 PM
I slept with a few women from Florida. Does that count? Who knows I might have family there! :D

damn... i knew that one night back in the 80's that i got drunk and borrowed Joses's (Crazy X) dress would come back to haunt me... Dude.... what happened in Daytona stays in Daytona...

dcj090
03-16-2009, 07:15 PM
Hey guys,
I have my green card. Can I join ya'll over here? Thanks, I found me a nice cozy spot.:beer:

bfj aka tambil
03-16-2009, 07:19 PM
Read above posts... you may want to reconsider ...

May even reconsider your green card! btw, is that for the green florida grass?

jkdrone
03-17-2009, 12:34 PM
No...that makes you a hobo.

Dude - form a guy with Jerry Garcia quote in his sig, I thought that would make us "brothers" :grinpimp:

!c

karnuvore
03-17-2009, 12:35 PM
LOL

RotorHead
03-17-2009, 05:28 PM
Just wanted to add one more thing, especially for Karnuvore.





Go Noles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

karnuvore
03-17-2009, 06:31 PM
Show some SEC pride. At least pull for your dawgs!

Good god man!!

RotorHead
03-17-2009, 07:03 PM
Show some SEC pride. At least pull for your dawgs!

Good god man!!

Not my dogs. I went to school in Tally. :beer:

I will pull for them or anybody else that plays the gaytors though. :smokin:

karnuvore
03-17-2009, 08:52 PM
Well now you just sound like a semenhole lol

:beer:

Your team is gonna suck it up next year regardless of how well they perform. Seems they cant pass internet tests w/ out cheating. Seriously?

Cheaters (http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/mar/17/sorry-seminoles-rules-are-rules/sports-colleges/)

Hehehehe I honestly dont hate the seminoles anymore. WE pretty much own them. In fact, it's REALLY GREAT TO BE A FLORIDA GATOR! For once, we have no true rival ;). Was the semenholes, then tenn, then GA, now.....I dunno...we've spanked damn never every division in football.

Regardless: SEC MAN!!!! Come on. Go Dawgs lol.

Hey...you didnt go to FSU when Marshall Ledbetter pulled his fiasco did you? He was (RIP Marshall) a good friend of mine - albeit an insane one.

rooster
03-18-2009, 03:03 AM
For once, we have no true rival ;). then tenn

You better rethink that because we Vols havent forgotten about Florida. Now Lane Kiffin is there and just recruited the # 1 HS player in the country. He's not Philip Fulmer and Tenn will not be like the teams of old. The rivalry never died for us and after we whip Florida's ass this year Tebow will wish he had of opted for the NFL while he was on top.

thebigtman
03-18-2009, 04:46 AM
Karnuvore - Urban Meyer grew up down the road from me. We were a few years apart so I didn't know him well but my father coached him in little league. From what I know, he was a good guy.

karnuvore
03-18-2009, 07:14 AM
The rivalry never died for us and after we whip Florida's ass this year ....

Quote saved ;). Yeah I know the rivalry isnt dead for you guys. I was up in Tenn this January and all the local sports reported was Gators. But, my friend, you're just another SEC to us now. Georgia is more of an annual threat nowadays.

We recruited the #1 HS football player in the nation and so far he has 1 heisman and 2 national championships. Good luck lol.

karnuvore
03-18-2009, 07:15 AM
Karnuvore - Urban Meyer grew up down the road from me. We were a few years apart so I didn't know him well but my father coached him in little league. From what I know, he was a good guy.

Yeah he seems straight up. I do miss watching spurrier throw sh!t though.

HITMONEY
03-19-2009, 10:17 PM
Alright you Texan fawkers... get the fawk out!!

http://www.jkowners.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=55


:thefinger:

karnuvore
03-19-2009, 10:22 PM
smells better in here already.

rooster
03-20-2009, 04:10 AM
Hey were did all the mexicans go??? :beer: congrats on the new sub forum! Guess between us and you were taking over this thing!

N2rock
03-20-2009, 06:21 AM
Let me just let loose a loud and raunchy fart as I leave here!

Thanks for having us over. I now leave you with the lingering smell...

Grant211
03-20-2009, 06:37 AM
dang... i never got to experience the mexican hat dance or a good burrito...


I guess i'll have to stick with the cuban sandwhiches and rice and beans...

N2rock
03-20-2009, 06:37 AM
dang... i never got to experience the mexican hat dance or a good burrito...


I guess i'll have to stick with the cuban sandwhiches and rice and beans...

Good burrito? Where do you think the fart came from? :laughing:

Grant211
03-20-2009, 06:39 AM
Good burrito? Where do you think the fart came from? :laughing:

good one!:laughing: