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: Pocket Dump


PhilD
12-16-2008, 09:06 PM
Let's see what is in your pockets and what you carrying around.

http://www.trailduty.com/temp/pocket_dump.jpg

RotorHead
12-16-2008, 09:18 PM
Show off. :thefinger:

My pockets are empty. It's Christmas time bro. :beer:

bodyguy
12-16-2008, 09:20 PM
My pockets have holes in them from all the pool
I feel sorry for the guy that tries to jack you Phil

StubEXrube
12-16-2008, 09:43 PM
Phil, I think you win!

WTF_LOL
12-16-2008, 09:45 PM
LOL @ Stub ^^ That is funny chit.....:lol:

I love the stupid screw, the one you know you will probably never use but decided to pocket anyway. the same one that pokes you in the leg all throughout the day, lol...I have the same one in my pocket right now :laughing:

SDMF
12-16-2008, 09:51 PM
wtf stub.

SDMF
12-16-2008, 09:53 PM
Anyone guess what the bolt is?

StubEXrube
12-16-2008, 10:02 PM
LOL @ Stub ^^ That is funny chit.....:lol:

I love the stupid screw, the one you know you will probably never use but decided to pocket anyway. the same one that pokes you in the leg all throughout the day, lol...I have the same one in my pocket right now :laughing:

That's funny. Aside from the obvious...that's really what I had in there. One time I was carrying a 400.000 vt Panther stun gun in my front pocket. It was on or needed discharged. Long story- short...it zapped the chit out of me. My thigh had a bruise and tingled for about 3-4 days. After it almost stunned my manhood, I stopped carrying it.

wtf stub.

I don't know. I figure nobody's gonna out-do Phil, so why not go the other direction? :D

karnuvore
12-16-2008, 10:09 PM
That's funny. Aside from the obvious...that's really what I had in there. One time I was carrying a 400.000 vt Panther stun gun in my front pocket. It was on or needed discharged. Long story- short...it zapped the chit out of me. My thigh had a bruise and tingled for about 3-4 days. After it almost stunned my manhood, I stopped carrying it.




LMAO..that's funny right there.

bodyguy
12-17-2008, 06:09 AM
Anyone guess what the bolt is?

Brake line to caliper

PhilD
12-17-2008, 06:10 AM
Phil, I think you win!Now you are making me feel bad, it's not a contest :thefinger:

I didn't realize you were blind, you'd never have known.

Alec W
12-17-2008, 06:18 AM
Now you are making me feel bad, it's not a contest :thefinger:

I didn't realize you were blind, you'd never have known.

Iím starting to wonder if the girl in the Crown Vic really was at fault :D

mcnaught6
12-17-2008, 06:37 AM
Phil, I think you win!

is that piece of paper for you to give to the deaf people?

PhilD
12-17-2008, 06:58 AM
Iím starting to wonder if the girl in the Crown Vic really was at fault :D:D :D :D

Dustoff '68
12-17-2008, 07:02 AM
4789


:D:beer::D


When you positively, absolutely, have to dispense with plastic........

mcnaught6
12-17-2008, 07:03 AM
wearing scrubs right now, so all i've got is a pen and a mask.

Ipe
12-17-2008, 07:11 AM
Phil, scuse my ignorance, but whats the big plastic thing attached to your key? (And no, not the Speedpass :thefinger:)

StubEXrube
12-17-2008, 07:13 AM
Now you are making me feel bad, it's not a contest :thefinger:

I didn't realize you were blind, you'd never have known.

Iím starting to wonder if the girl in the Crown Vic really was at fault :D

is that piece of paper for you to give to the deaf people?

Seriously- I just like to try and put a smile on the faces of so many guys that have helped me out. I saw Phil's first post, and figured that bad-ass picture would not be rivaled by any other "pocket dump". Plus, I have a kind of twisted and sarcastic sense of humor since the accident. Hope no one was offended. It's all in fun. :)

bodyguy
12-17-2008, 07:24 AM
Sense of humor like, Hey Joe my jeep wont go into gear what did you do that might be causing this:thefinger:


Seriously- I just like to try and put a smile on the faces of so many guys that have helped me out. I saw Phil's first post, and figured that bad-ass picture would not be rivaled by any other "pocket dump". Plus, I have a kind of twisted and sarcastic sense of humor since the accident. Hope no one was offended. It's all in fun. :)

StubEXrube
12-17-2008, 07:31 AM
Sense of humor like, Hey Joe my jeep wont go into gear what did you do that might be causing this:thefinger:

Still....no. :shaking:

What I don't understand is that I used it to start the jeep. Why did I not think about using it to shift? Cannot figure that one out. But, no joke...just that ignorant, I guess.

PhilD
12-17-2008, 07:41 AM
Phil, scuse my ignorance, but whats the big plastic thing attached to your key? (And no, not the Speedpass :thefinger:)That is a Comtech Stinger, cheap, simple, easy to use and very effective. Useful for when you need less lethal force.

https://edcdepot.com/merchantmanager/product_info.php?products_id=15 (http://www.defensedevices.com/stinger-keychain.html)

Dustoff '68
12-17-2008, 09:10 AM
Stinger...never leave home without it...especially effective on anti-American, fat slob, internet tough guys....


4790

...when that fails, you put one or two in their blow hole...that'll 'larn 'em...

4791

homesickmarine
12-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Stub that is some funny ****... Still rolling on the floor about the dumb screw!!! :laughing2: :beer:

kerryp
12-17-2008, 10:22 AM
I hate chit in my pockets, so the only thing I have is a lighter and a eye glass wiper cloth thing-a-ma-jiggy so I don't scratch up my glasses....man I' am boring...if I had all that stuff Phil has in my pockets, I would be running around with my pants at my ankles....

SDMF
12-17-2008, 10:29 AM
Brake line to caliper

Yeah, I had that in my pocket for about 4 days and kept forgetting to put it in my tool box.

Alec W
12-17-2008, 07:43 PM
Trying to keep up with Phil :laughing::laughing::laughing:

http://www.hummerxclub.com/forum/download/file.php?id=18024

bodyguy
12-17-2008, 07:51 PM
Trying to keep up with Phil :laughing::laughing::laughing:

http://www.hummerxclub.com/forum/download/file.php?id=18024

How do you not spill that drink when you sit down:D

PhilD
12-17-2008, 08:07 PM
How do you not spill that drink when you sit down:DA lot of practice! ;) :D

Alec W
12-17-2008, 08:15 PM
The whisky snifter was added for aesthetics, I normally drink out of the bottle :D:D

a plumber
12-17-2008, 08:24 PM
i just got that same app on my iphone

WTF_LOL
12-17-2008, 08:25 PM
How do you not spill that drink when you sit down:D


lol

kerryp
12-17-2008, 09:19 PM
Trying to keep up with Phil :laughing::laughing::laughing:

http://www.hummerxclub.com/forum/download/file.php?id=18024

Ever hear this?
HEY, is that a laser sight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me????

NYJK
01-19-2009, 08:19 AM
lol

Must be doing the temperpedic mattress test :D

wings_n_fins
02-03-2009, 12:58 PM
Look out - I'll get you with my UTILI-KEY!

venom
12-22-2009, 11:31 AM
This thread popped up on the TR site so I figured might as well resurrect it here since it just had a birthday

spillidge
12-22-2009, 12:17 PM
Venom, you sure like the Red eh?

Topkicker
01-19-2010, 09:46 PM
Camo wallet,JK key w beer opener,Ruger LCP w extra clip, and Buck knife. And yes those are elephant skin boots. "Aint no half steppin down south."

http://i850.photobucket.com/albums/ab70/Topkicker/pocketdump.jpg

Topkicker
01-19-2010, 10:03 PM
BTW Venom, That wallet is bad ass. Like the HK knife too. This is a good thread. Never really think about all the sh*t we carry around. Usually got a bunch of pocket change but throwed all that in my plastic jug last night.

ChrisW
01-21-2010, 01:35 PM
Here's what's usually in my pockets/on me at all times. They're not called "cargo pockets" for nothin! :)

scottrock
01-21-2010, 01:56 PM
Just another day at the office

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p175/rock_scott/WhatNot/Photo-0004.jpg

Beretta 3032 TomCat, S&W Airweight .38 +P, Spyderco blade, keys, lighter, pen, 4GB USB drive. Oh and wallet. God, I love cargo pants.

Topkicker
01-21-2010, 02:02 PM
Quote:Here's what's usually in my pockets/on me at all times. They're not called "cargo pockets" for nothin!

I tip my hat to you, Chris. Rock on brotherman. Kick some ass and be safe.

Proud Rebel
01-21-2010, 02:11 PM
I got nothing in my pockets except my hands. Damn, I'm a poor, broke SOB!!!:grinpimp:

TXROCK
01-21-2010, 02:31 PM
Anyone guess what the bolt is?


I keep extras of those in my Jeep now since I lost 2 of them after someone helped me put my lift on and didnt tighten the bolts on the rear shock mounts!!

gold knight
01-21-2010, 02:35 PM
Nothin' to see here, kind of similar to Stub minus the note.:D

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm161/gold-knight/random%20junk/home%20stuff/pocketdump_1.jpg

EmbarkChief
01-21-2010, 04:00 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u314/EmbarkChief/b900fb44.jpg

Everything but my IPhone, used it to take the picture!

PhilD
01-21-2010, 04:27 PM
Nice Sebenza :smokin:

EmbarkChief
01-22-2010, 06:32 AM
Nice Sebenza :smokin:

Thank You! ;)

bodyguy
03-27-2011, 07:15 PM
time to dig this one up again

http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae249/kerriejoe/1301274486.jpg

leman
03-28-2011, 11:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/lenardo/guns/pocketdump.jpg

StubEXrube
03-28-2011, 12:52 PM
No cool guns in my pockets today-

rubirobv
03-28-2011, 02:24 PM
Not my EDC but Woods Carry. The Tenacious is my EDC.


http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28/jkrob08/MISC/019.jpg?t=1301343575

Woody89
03-28-2011, 09:17 PM
This is a cool thread..But what is with all of the I phone's. Are there no Droid users out there.

Hittnthebz
03-29-2011, 01:16 AM
^^^ :laughing2: Makes me think of Jim Gaffigan's stand-up routine on hot pockets!

offroader613
03-29-2011, 03:44 PM
No gun or knife...but I did walk around for the later part of the afternoon with a folding saw tucked in my back pocket...
Everything but the iPod touch...needed that to take the photo

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo355/offroader613/69d34522.jpg

SONIC
03-29-2011, 03:52 PM
No gun or knife...but I did walk around for the later part of the afternoon with a folding saw tucked in my back pocket...
Everything but the iPod touch...needed that to take the photo

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo355/offroader613/69d34522.jpg

And why exactly do you carry a pink handkerchief? :thefinger:

offroader613
03-29-2011, 04:12 PM
And why exactly do you carry a pink handkerchief? :thefinger:

It's a little rag meant for cleaning glasses, computer screens, camera stuff...and since I use all of the above, I just keep it in my pocket for good measure...just wish it wasn't still pink...

JKRay
04-29-2011, 02:59 PM
http://tapatalk.com/mu/616548e5-2664-7263.jpg

PhilD
04-29-2011, 03:04 PM
This is a cool thread..But what is with all of the I phone's. Are there no Droid users out there.I need to update my pic with my EVO :-) I'm running a Ava-Froyo ROM, but guess I should upgrade to Gingerbread soon.

Ruskin
04-29-2011, 07:27 PM
This is funny. Bodyguy stepped it up. Stub...not so much, but good for a blind guy.