World's shortest books

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Barnes & Nobles just released list of the Worlds shortest Books

WOMEN I HAVE NOT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH
by Tiger Woods

THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan, with illustrations by Michael Moore

OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

A GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
by Amelia Earhart

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

A GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

[gcologne25]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA soo true

[JohnnyWalker]

I would think that Ted Kennedy could've written a lengthy book about drinking and driving off bridges.

EDIT: Ahhh... I see... driving OVER bridges... not off'n em :p

[SFCCotton]

Barnes & Nobles just released list of the Worlds shortest Books

WOMEN I HAVE NOT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH
by Tiger Woods

THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan, with illustrations by Michael Moore

OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

A GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
by Amelia Earhart

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

A GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

Amen to that! I was just talking about that to the wife about that last night!