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05-19-2008, 07:14 AM
Someone just sent this to me, appropriate for Home Defense
DOG FOR SALE !!!! Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!

Dog For Sale

Free to good home.Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh$t.'

bad day
05-23-2008, 01:43 PM
I wonder if I could teach him to fetch elk.

05-23-2008, 03:44 PM
I wonder if I could teach him to fetch elk.

:laughing2::laughing2: Hey Bad day,...he looks like he would take an Elk down hisself, you could leave your 460 Weatherby Mag Home,:D

05-23-2008, 05:13 PM
man I woul hate to deal wth that dogs food bill, let alone the returns on that investment :lol:

05-23-2008, 10:48 PM
What the hell is that!?

05-25-2008, 11:24 AM
God I want one. If I could afford the food, vet bills, and transportation costs I would have one.

Dustoff '68
05-25-2008, 07:29 PM
Presa canarios...pit bull on mega steroids................