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karnuvore
06-28-2009, 06:32 AM
We had a damn good time. The slip n slide was fun - and painful. I'm gonna post some pics here when I wade through them all. Here are four pics that pretty much represent how the party went though:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0109.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0111.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0105.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0185.jpg

WTF_LOL
06-28-2009, 06:37 AM
looks pretty fun to be gay.

JK looks like it was a fun time. OK, I ma gonning to drive over stuff. HAve a good day. or whatever

Moose512
06-28-2009, 07:01 AM
[QUOTE=karnuvore;149302]We had a damn good time.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0105.jpg

Karn has rabbies!!

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 07:26 AM
After some painful trial and error by Wyatt and myself, we learned that putting a kiddie pool full of water about 3/4 the way down slows down your momentum enough that you only slide about 5-10' off the end of the plastic. That way you dont hit the fence (like I did).
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0102.jpg

It got dangerous when we started going 2, 3, 4 at a time. Multiple wipe outs (including a 110 rottweiler going upside down in mid air).
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0108.jpg

This was the EXACT moment that Billy realized he had lost his wedding ring in a huge pile up. He actually found it after raking the bottom the yard.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0117.jpg

Jake kept whining about having dirt in his eye.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0118.jpg

Clark showed up but did NOT go down the slide. I was terribly disappointed.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0134.jpg

We are NOT inbred in Polk County.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0139.jpg

Proof that some of us aren't gay.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0144.jpg

Obligatory keg shot.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0145.jpg

Life is tough.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0154.jpg

Mermaid.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0161.jpg

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 07:31 AM
Round 3 of the slip n slide. The women finally got drunk enough to play. No tops came off so it was useless.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0182.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0183.jpg
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0184.jpg

Long haired hippy freaks met my jeep freaks. They meshed well.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0186.jpg

I am about to WIPE OUT wee man Scott "Hip" Harley in this shot.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0188.jpg

LOL wyatt screaming past the end of the slide. The mud at the bottom had about the same effect as sand paper. I am sliced to hell.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0205.jpg

This was after the lesbian scene.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0210.jpg

LOL
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0213.jpg

An orgy broke out right after this scene.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0218.jpg

Sun goes down. Party Continues. Crown Royal keeps em honest.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0222.jpg

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 07:40 AM
The party starts to deteriorate at this point.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0223.jpg

Underwater lesbian scene.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0233.jpg

LOL
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0234.jpg

Strange creatures lurking in the pool. Jake never got out of the pool but drank about 20 beers. My pool is now yellow.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0244.jpg

No nips. No lips. Right?
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0258.jpg

That chick on the left does this thing w/ her tongue....
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0269.jpg

I became a poor host and switched to Jam mode. We TORE IT UP!
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0275.jpg

Mike "Mighty" Flynn is probably the most gifted musician I have ever had the pleasure of jamming with. Can play, literally, any instrument.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0277.jpg

Last pic of the night. Around 2 AM this drunk monkey wakes up from his crown royal induced coma and proceeds to smear pork all over his face and my entire kitchen. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Arlen "Corndog" Ledbetter.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0281.jpg


Notable moments at the party:

Watching two girls ride down the slide on top of each other.

Snorting a line of Crown Royal (never again).

Living here for 6 years and saying over and over I wanna have a huge slip n slide party - and finally doing it.

Planning next year's slip n slide (we're gonna rent a bobcat).

Hot tub chicks doing hoochie dances.

Floating a keg.

Not burning the ribs or butts! A new record for me!!!



Videos to come....

kerryp
06-28-2009, 07:43 AM
LOL, you bunch of freaks,,,,and I use that term in the best possible manner..looks like a great party. Next time, just build a ramp at the bottom of the slide so you miss the fence...:beer:

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 07:49 AM
I think we're gonna dig a hole next year, line it w/ plastic, fill it w/ water. Talkign about putting some humps in the yard as well to catch some air.

Mr.RonGilbert
06-28-2009, 08:09 AM
Apparently dude knows how to throw a party..... slip and slide, snorting crown, chicks, floating a keg...

However you lose a few cool points for no female gratuitous nudity shots and even more for the man-ass... that is actually considered a foul. :thefinger:

Other than that. BRILLIANT!!!

:beer::beer:

YouTube - Guinness - Invention Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THbhE8pu0MM)

WTF_LOL
06-28-2009, 11:46 AM
haha, looks fun. late night jammin is what kept me up last night till 6am. nothin better then aucustic jam session at sunrise :beer:

FUN LS1
06-28-2009, 12:14 PM
Looks like it was a blast! This is what it was like back home in Los Angeles recently:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/815000/images/_817130_lakers.jpg

SDMF
06-28-2009, 07:33 PM
rofl Karn. When we got home from summerfest I played guitar for about a hour and thought of you guys. Rooster gave me some good incite about you today when he was riding shotgun on Dishpan. :beer:

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 07:48 PM
lol...dont believe him!

guinness
06-28-2009, 08:03 PM
Looks like you all had fun.:beer:
Just gotta ask how the hell are all you Floridians still as pale as a bunch of Alaskans after a long winter?

StubEXrube
06-28-2009, 08:48 PM
More muddy man boobs than I needed to see, but looks like a great time. :bawling:

Your wife has a beautiful smile. What kind of friggin bet did she lose, that she wound up with you? :thefinger:

(Shoulda gotten some audio of that jam......um....or not.)

:beer::beer::beer:

SDMF
06-28-2009, 08:59 PM
lol...dont believe him!

It was all good brother.

karnuvore
06-28-2009, 10:18 PM
Looks like you all had fun.:beer:
Just gotta ask how the hell are all you Floridians still as pale as a bunch of Alaskans after a long winter?

Cuz most of them arent from here. Im the brown one in the bunch.

karnuvore
06-29-2009, 08:33 AM
3 more pics I liked..

Quality pork product being consumed by Mr. Bogan:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0127.jpg

Hot lesbian action:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0220.jpg

Cool bubble pic:
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/Karnuvore/Party%20June%2027th%202009/IMG_0253.jpg

fl-mitchells
06-29-2009, 09:01 AM
Looks like fun I'll be watchin for ya next year ;)

gold knight
06-29-2009, 09:27 AM
Haha, looks like a great time. That submersible camera you gave her came in really handy didn't it?

Slip and slide insanity! Congrats, no broken bones after all.:bounce:

karnuvore
06-29-2009, 09:47 AM
I'm gonna take pics of Jami and I's matching bruises/scratches and post them.

Yeah the camera kicked ass. I have a waterproof camcorder but frogot to charge the battery and got way too drunk/lazy to bother. I thought the wife did and shot video but I was apparently wrong on that. Oh well.

Stub: Yeah I won the lottery w/ the Mrs. One of a kind.

milgre
06-29-2009, 09:48 AM
Looks like a great time - sorry we missed it - next year?

karnuvore
06-29-2009, 09:50 AM
Looks like fun I'll be watchin for ya next year ;)

Definitely next year. I see this party getting big eventually. Tshirts? hahaha "I went to karnuvores drunken pool party and all I got was this lousy T shirt and a bruise"

SDMF
06-29-2009, 09:54 AM
I pee'd in Dave fridge and he gave me this tshirt.

karnuvore
06-29-2009, 09:55 AM
Jake promised my wife he was going to throw up in my kitchen and she countered by saying she'd piss on his living room floor.

SDMF
06-29-2009, 09:59 AM
Jake promised my wife he was going to throw up in my kitchen and she countered by saying she'd piss on his living room floor.

Sounds like a fair trade. :D

karnuvore
07-20-2009, 06:53 PM
Hey FL boys...

They had a pool party in AZ. Look at their pictures then compare them to our's lol.

WE ROCK!!!!!

http://jkowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11332&page=7

Grant211
07-20-2009, 07:02 PM
Hey FL boys...

They had a pool party in AZ. Look at their pictures then compare them to our's lol.

WE ROCK!!!!!

http://jkowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11332&page=7

too funny


when is the next one in Florida?

karnuvore
07-20-2009, 07:24 PM
I dunno...considering cobbling together another blowout next month. I gotta see how time, $, and energy are spent next month first.